The One Shot Joke Thread.

Originally Posted by packrat

Ok, well here is a good riddle for you all:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

I'm taking the coward's way out, but after making my brain do backflips, this is what I came up with:

Spoiler:

My answer is "no." The riddle asks me if I can guess the answer and no, I cannot.

...I know, it's kind of stupid, but that's my guess.

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