Obscure talents

I can blow air out of my right eye by holding my nostrils and mouth shut and blowing. Apparently either my lacrimal ducts or nasolacrimal duct on the right side are unusually large. I could probably squirt milk out like that guy in the record books if I tried. I don't particularly want to, though.

As a side note, due to the unusual size of my ducts, when I itch my right eye it squeaks. And as if all of that wasn't gross enough, I have attached a recording of my squeaky eye. It's probably overkill, but I figured at least a few of you are curious as to what a squeaky eye sounds like.

Jam it back in, in the dark.