How well do you know your neighbors?

Honestly, I only know the couple next door to us and only barely. I know their names, that they're newlyweds, that they have chameleons in their backyard, and their dogs' names. That's it.

I know of several of my neighbors. There's a comatose lady that lives two houses over and a fat guy down the street that thinks he's some badass because he's a prison guard and has a jacked up truck that he blares music from and squeals the tires when he turns the corner. Next to him are some Pentecostals that had a meeting at another neighbor's house a few night ago where they ran around in the front yard yelling gibberish. The man down the street, who is some president of the subdivision or some crap like that, is having an affair with my cousin's friend's sister but he doesn't know she's married.

Jam it back in, in the dark.