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I was a seriously clumsy kid. I can't even count the number of times I knocked my drink over at restaurants. My parents usually just got onto me for being clumsy and made sure I set the second drink well beyond knock-over distance from my elbows. They sure as hell didn't smack me for something so petty. Pops were saved for truly deserving offenses, like mouthing off or putting Tabasco in my little cousin's cereal. Now when I go out to eat I make sure to set the drink off to the side to avoid knocking it over (I'm still pretty clumsy). I guess I just didn't have that foresight as a child.
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