Grub off a stick

I once had cheesecake on a stick at some sort of fair and I loved it. I haven't seen it since, but I'll definitely get some if I find it again. At a party I went to once they also had cheesecake on a stick, but it wasn't a whole slice of cake; it was little balls of cheesecake stuck on lollipop sticks and dipped in various things. One of my favorite foods on a stick is caramel apples with chopped peanuts on them. Just biting into one makes me think of when I would go to the fair and rodeo when I was a kid.

Pizza on a stick sounds good, but I think it would be kind of hard to keep it from falling off of the stick since it's so thin. Maybe an extremely thick crust would work. I've seen steak on a stick at the Texas Renaissance Festival and it appeals to the caveman in me on some beast-like level. Cutting up steak never seems to give a person as much of a rewarding feeling as tearing the sucker apart with your bare hands and teeth while it's on a stick would give. And just as a side note, I saw this show on TV a while back that had people over in what I believe was Southeast Asia eating spiders and other creepy-crawlies off of sticks. I don't think I'd be willing to try that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.