Cellphones

Cell phones are great. I have a cell phone, but I only talk on it when it's absolutely necessary. I'm cool with people using them for practical reasons. It's when people use them improperly that I get angry. When I hear people yacking as loud as they can indoors (restaurants, banks, libraries), I want to go punch them. There should be some sort of fine for talking on a cell in restaurants and other places.

What annoys me the most, however, is how students in my college like to text message their friends during class. Hearing the tapping of text messaging all class long, not to mention the vibrations when they receive a message, is enough to drive me crazy. One of these days one of those people is going to end up with my pencil lodged in one of their eyes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.