Ask a pianist.

Originally Posted by Dewman

Does playing the piano make you any more freaky or dextrous with your fingers? e.g, can you type at the speed of light (or there abouts)?

Nope. Different kind of keyboard. The difference in detexrity of the fingers between pianists and other people isn't that much - it's just that we're trained.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No, the Borsendorfer only has the extra notes in the bass. I can't remember the brand of piano which has the higher notes - it begins with S. There's another method to hit those notes - have a toy piano on the music stand so it's conveniently close to you when the chord comes, or use a synth.

Originally Posted by Legato

Hey I got a question: in your time, how many jokes have you encountered regarding the fact that "pianist" sounds so much like "penis"?

It helps if you say it incorrectly amongst younger people. as they're the ones more likely to laugh.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by insertnamehere

which is harder chopin or liszt

On the whole, Liszt is usually much more difficult than Chopin e.g. Symphonic Transcriptions, the earlier versions of the Transcendental Etudes and Paganini etudes.

How ya doing, buddy?