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I'm gonna name my third child Aaron Kurado Javier. Even if it's a girl!
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Old Feb 18, 2007, 05:29 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2007, 06:59 PM #1 of 87
I loathe the name Tristan. Just had to throw that in there.

Let me explain my naming system. I will give my unfortunate offspring three names each: A first, which will be the default. Then a second, the middle name, which they can choose to use instead of the first. Finally, the third will be the nerdiest of names, something they will tell to very few people. But used correctly, it will get them laid. Thus my evil genes will be spread to a new generation, and chaos will be all but assured.

Clearly, anyone with brains knows that names that end in 'e' and contain a 'y' are superior. Therefore:

Girls:
Faye - Cowboy Bebop. Also, Faye Wong. If this was her first name, her second would be Valentine.
Zoƫ - One of the leads from a webcomic called Sluggy Freelance. The 'e' has dots over it, and it contains a 'z', thus compensating for the lack of 'y'. This goes to my firstborn daughter.
Jayde - I really like this name, and I did not steal it from Mortal Kombat!!
Krys - Clearly, this is the best form of 'Christina'. Bonus points for using 'y' as a vowel within a word.
Leia - Yup, Star Wars ref. It's such a beautiful name, though, regardless of nerdiness. Second name material, probably.

Boys:
Zack - The original badass, Buster Sword-weildin' SOLDIER. Cloud was just a poser. Also, this name sounds, for lack of a better word, sharp. You don't fuck with Zack, he'll tear out your fucking eyes, man. AND EAT THEM.
Gabe - Yes, that is a PA ref. It is also a very cool name.
Snake - Yup, that's an homage to ol' Solid Snake himself. I'd reserve this one for a second or third name, though. I'd probably find some other language's word for snake and use that instead, though.

On the other hand, I might leave it up to my kids to choose their own third names once they reach a certain age. The only part of being confirmed as a Catholic that I enjoyed was picking a third name, so I might as well steal it back, right? :P

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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