[Multiplatform] Bayonetta Non Stop Climax Action

So pumped for this, maybe I'll finally get the taste of that POS DMC4 out of my mouth. Helps that she's got dat ass.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by GB

I think my eye just twitched.

I would say Dante's Inferno is the most graphically impressive of the three big stylish-action games coming out (Inferno, Bayonetta, and God of War III), but that's all I really see as superior in that title. EA pissed all over what could have been one of the most intriguing settings ever by stereotyping the shit out of Dante, giving Hell a supremely bland "fire and brimstone" look, and apparently just throwing in tits for the sake of having tits. Combat seems okay, but the Light and Dark point system seems distracting and the grappling system tied into it is boring as hell.

Bayonetta's story seems utterly nonsensical like most Japanese games in that genre, but combat is absolutely beautiful. I'm not entirely sure how it's reminiscent of Final Fantasy X-2 though, to be honest. Of course it's entirely your opinion, but I just don't see how Dante's Inferno looks more enticing than Bayonetta.

And to get back on a positive note, a comic most of your have probably already seen:

If you're at work, seriously, get back to work:

Haha I hadn't seen that before. Thanks! Yep, this can't come soon enough. Some places are breaking street date for those impatient ones btw. Check your local best buys or if you're lucky enough to have a decent enough mom n pop game store, they'll sell it to you.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well seeing as how it comes out a month before Dante's Inferno, I'm glad you're getting it before Titante's Titferno. (I gauge how well you like a game by your sig and ava).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Look. Both games have their flaws and both games play similar to other titles in the same genre. But, goddamn, Bayonetta is like an orgasm for the senses that doesn't fucking stop and it's flashier, better built and girls with glasses fucking kill me. It's an amazing game and I'm buying it as soon as it hits store shelves. Dante's Inferno, as I mentioned, really just plays like God of War, which is good because I like God of War. It's just that comparing both games side by side ultimately sends me to the conclusion that Platinum games clearly knows what they're doing when it comes to action titles. MadWorld was also made by them and THAT game was also fucking rad. Plus it was, you know, violent, funny and vulgar. It was like a teenager with a pistol in its mouth just waiting to pull the trigger and it did it all with style.

I'm not hating dude, I'm not skills. I'll probably have a copy of DT sitting on my desk come Feb.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I like it actually but I'm kinda biased. I like dubstep and Skreams remix of In for The Kill is the best song La Roux will ever fucking do.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So I'm enjoying the game but not as much as I thought I would. There's a bit of a disconnect there and I can't put my finger on exactly what's causing it. That giant fuck off katana you get is awesome though. Screen tearing isn't bother me too much, It's really not that noticeable. What the fuck is up with these long ass cutscenes?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?