Stupid friends and Stupid stories

Alright....so there we were on a Dark and Stormy afternoon...somewhere around 3:30 or 4. A friend of mine was going away to the Marines the following day so it was a huge going away party. So what to do? Well his family has two gas powered golf carts, which could go around 10mph, and a very flat and long road. We grabbed our duct-tape and cardboard shields and our pvc pipe lances(padded tips) and jousted. The first two rounds went fine and dandy...but on the third round is when the shit hit the fan. The golf carts lined up facing eachother; you could hear the little two cylinder engine come to life, you could feel the tension...and just like that it was over. The opponent's lance slid up the shield and smash right into my buddy's(not the future Marine) face and broke his nose. There was seriously blood everywhere (one the lance, shield, ground, helmet) and his nose...well it swelled up to the size of a golf ball and he had two shiners for a few days. Remember kids, Golf Cart Jousting may sound fun, but people can get seriously hurt. That's about the dumbest thing I've done that I can remember at the time.

Jam it back in, in the dark.