[Wii] Smash Bros. Brawl

Could someone explain to me why loser no name charaters like Zero Suit Samus, Roy, Ice Climbers and Pit get to be included while characters such as Akari Hayami, Ricky Winterborn, Andy and Sami who have featured in 3 games (two more than those fags) get overlooked?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Regarding Master Hand. Grubdog said it best in MSN chat where he though it should be revelaed that the hands belong to none other than Dr Kawashima.

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Oh man he'd be unbeatable. No matter what you do there he's be floating around laughing. Laughing at YOU!

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If theres too many characters why not CUT THEM.
Ice Climbers, Young Link, Pichu, Mewtwo, Roy, Dr Mario, Falco and Ness shouldn't even qualify as Nintendo allstars. But since nobodies like MetaKnight, Pit and Zero Suit Samus are in might as well put everyone in. Ashley from Another Code/Trace Memory? WHY NOT? SHE'S IN AS MANY GAMES AS NESS. That guy who sold you magic beans in OOT? WHO EVER CARES ABOUT NAMES? ICE CLIMBERS ARE THERE!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

FOR REAL I HAVE SEEN MESSAGE BOARDS WHERE PEOPLE SUGGEST THOSE NO NAME PARTNERS OF MARIO IN PAPER MARIO!

What I'm saying is they need to CUT characters and then MATCH the Nintendo characters with an equal number fo third party goons.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by kuttlas

It's really sorry when they have to make up a moveset for a character because there's no ingame moveset to base it off of. They shouldn't have to do that, it means that the character is probably too obscure to be of any use in a game meant to be about nintendo all stars killing each other.

Letse here.
Zelda/Sheik
Captain Falcon
Fox Mcloud
Falco Lombardi
and Peach
All had zero attacks going into Smash Brothers. Furthmore you could argue that.
Dr Mario
Luigi
Donkey Kong
Ice Climbers
Bowser
Yoshi
Marth
and Roy
Had near complete movelists written. Wow what had Donkey Kong done previously? Smacked the ground? Ok thats ONE move. Bowser? I guess he breathed fire. Marth had a sword.
This leaves us with
Mario
The Pokemon
the Links
Ness
Mr. Game & Watch
Samus
Kirby
and Gannondorf
Who oringally had attacks. Nevermind that Gannondorfs was just Capt. Falcon's and didn't reflect him from the games at all. Ignore that Ness had to STEAL moves from other characters.

Your argument that a whole new movelist has to be made is poor. A better argument against Zero Suit Samus is that she is pissweak and should be an alternate costume.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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All of Bowser’s attacks are from the games – fire breathing, scratching, ass slam (which he does in SMB3). Yoshi’s attacks are all from Yoshi’s story and Yoshi’s Island.

Last I checked Bowser has more than 3 moves in Smash Bros. He has over 15 attacks. And maybe you got the secret copy of Yoshi's Island where he would roll around in and egg and ram shyguys with his nose.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

It was better when the items were completely random no matter what place you were in, and the statistics were limited to ONLY "lightweights", "middleweights" and "heavyweights"... god that was bliss.

When was Mario Kart like this? Were you getting Stars while coming first?

FELIPE NO

How is Wario a bad choice of character? He's EXCELLENT and has starred ina multitude of games. He has more of a right to be there than NO NAME LOSERS LIKE PIT AND NESS.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The inclusion of Snake was a terrible one. He'll be the character of choice for all the weak wankers, losers and faggots of the world.

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Seriously though, remember that this game is made for japanese audiences first and foremost, and Earthbound was a BIG hit over there. Ness being in is the most natural thing you can imagine, considering that.

Oh yeah, Earthbound was a huge hit, I mean that's why they were all lining up and going crazy over Mother 3 right?

And for a game allegedly made for teh Japanese, let us not forget, that Pit's inclusion is soley to satisfy the nonsense demand for him generated back when IGN posted a screenshot of his statue in SSBM and morons felt robbed that he wasn't playable. I call these people morons for good reason too. They used to be easily identifiable in Smash bros speculation thread "Wot character shuld they inlcue I thik Kid Icarus!" as if they actually wanted the Kid Icarus NES cartridge, jumping around the stages as a playable character. In fact, Nintendo should've done THAT just out of spite. Then they'd be all "der uh, that's not what I, uh, meant" FUCK OFF!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well for teh Kid Icarus one of his moves will be "flop" where he falls over, this is of course representive of how the game Kid Icarus, also flopped.

Originally Posted by somedude2387

Wow RABicle you seemed pretty fired up, remember it's only a game. You seem so angry someone might put a video of you being angry on youtube like so many crazy german gamers. I think I'll wait to play the game before I make such sweeping statements about who is going to use Snake as a character and how good their gaming skills are

There actually are angry videos of me on youtube. And I'm ALL FIRED UP cos coz STEVE FOXX AVATAR!

How ya doing, buddy?