Character Celebrities

Links probably the shittest character of all time people! Even calling him a character is a stretch, he's an emotionless empty vessel.

And I know I'm sucking this game's cock tongiht but the Prince in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time was awesome. He started out innocent and naive yet grew emotionally and physically throughout the game. The highlight though was clearly when he got seperated from Farah and became a jadded machonist. Classic talking to oneself dialogue. That's another thing that make him so likeable, the voice acter did a good job.

But really I like my characters comical and there's no one better than Wario. Oh man, even reading the manual of Wario Ware Touched is hilarious. Everything about him is golden, especially his little catchphrases in various Mario spinoffs. "Oh I missed it!"

Characters I hate include nearly all the characters in every Japanese RPG ever. I'm trying to think of exceptions here... Zelos from ToS... yeah that's about it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Leon was totally gay. I mean sure he had some good moves but geez he was wooden. Like the time you first meet up with Aya and have a breif disarming match. Aya was probably ready to take off all her clothes until Leon blurts out "You should learn to equip a knife it's better for close range combat" or some shit. Don't blame her for taking off.

There's nowhere I can't reach.