HAY GUYS

RABicle · Local time: May 31, 2007, 10:14 PM

...over the counter?

There's this real cute chick who works at the best bakery in town (this place is wodnerful even if she dind't work there) and yeah, she's really cute. I think we've met once before, a couple of years ago applying for some job togethor (neither of us got it) and we really clicked. Her name might've been rebecca but I'm not sure.

So yeah how the fuck do you ask someone out over the counter? this is a brave new setting. I pretty much do not see her out of her workplace.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

RABicle · 10:17 PM

Lehah also told me on AIM that If I tell her I like blueberry muffins and we fuck on the shitter then she'll be mine for life.
He's made similar connections between anal sex and marraige before invovling other women.
I really want Vestin's opinion on all of this.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

RABicle · 04:38 AM

That sounds unbearably cute joeymui and while I am impressed with this guy's move, that is just not a RABicle thing to do.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

RABicle · Local time: Jun 1, 2007, 11:43 PM

You guys seem to be talking fairly longterm in the asking out process. I was thinking of asking her out next weekish.

I have to do everything megaspeed since I leave town in two months.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

RABicle · Local time: Jun 2, 2007, 01:13 AM

Yeah I havent been stalking her thoroughly enough yet to determine her working hours. I'm pretty sure she is there fulltime though, and I've noticed she it not there towards the end of the afternoon so I think she starts earlyish.
I mean, I visited Thursday at 2 and she was tehre. Tody at 4, not there.

I was speaking idiomatically.

RABicle · Local time: Jun 7, 2007, 03:22 PM

Christ sakes! The problem with her working at a bakery is this; everything i cn possibly buy is within arms reach from her, so I have mere seconds to chat. And there is the other big problem thatshe's like, not just working at the till but she spends a lot of time preparing food out the back. I mean yesterday when I went in I saw her making stuff out back.

Tomorrow, if she's in, I'll ask her out. I'm thinking of leading with the line "Hey, I know I don't know you that well but, would you like to go out some time?" And we'll see. Also I think if I order a coffee from them they make it up tehe behind the counter, which gives me precious added time. I should've done that todfay but I only got the idea today after some other customer ordered one.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

RABicle · Local time: Jun 8, 2007, 02:55 PM

Haha good one Ayos. Yeah I was considering that "anything else?" one but I'd ruin it by laughing too hard at myself. About to drive down now. It's liek the whole world is against me though, went to have a quick shower, WATER IS CUTOFF. Dad even works for the water corp, thanks for the help dad!

(and I have slammed down one beer already, considering a second for the road, but I can hear sirens.)

FELIPE NO

RABicle · 03:03 AM

GAH! FUCKING STONEWALLED
"oh sorry I have a boyfriend"

Fucking fucking I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. Seriously why woudl an intelligent, attractive 20 year old girl still be around in this fucking dump of a town without a reason to stay? GAH FUCK!

Gunna have to find this bastard and stab him or someshit. That'll learn him.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT GAMINGFORCE! ARGH!!!

(we had a bit of a chat after she turned me down, when I said I worked at a petrol station she commetned how she liked the smell of petrol…
Yeah I wasn't ready for that)

Additional Spam:
Time for another beer.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

RABicle · Local time: Jun 8, 2007, 04:26 PM

Don't worry about that blue. All the "good girls" get snatched up by "wankers" and "dickheads" pretty much exclusively.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

RABicle · Local time: Jun 8, 2007, 10:22 PM

Yeah I'm not going to abandon this ship completely. Hell there's nothing else to do in this town till August than tune a woman's frequency.

Fuck facts though, although she never recognized me from our first meating, she did remember without promting when she learnt my name. And the otehr funny (AND AWESOME) bit to learn is that she lives like, 300metres from me. not on my street but one adjacent to it. That's cool.

And im not fussed about her not recognising me. I look totally fucking different now than what I did two years ago. People I went to high school with take a while to realise it's me these days.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

RABicle · Local time: Jun 8, 2007, 10:53 PM

Top one is me January this year.
Bottom one is January 2005, I met her in May 05

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

RABicle · Local time: Jun 13, 2007, 07:57 PM

I wouldn't mind seeing it. For future reference.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?