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 Member 1049 Level 33.00 Mar 2006 
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Those look like the three worst games I've ever seen Southjag.
 This is the best game on ever ok. The fact is, the playing of this game, beating off on drums, is already more fun than most videogames but then mixed with the most polished 2D platformer released since the Super Nintendo and you have the best game of all time. It's the ultimate in pick up and play, literally anyone jsut just start beating off and make Kong walk around and demolish shit in his way. And then it has this combo system making it one of the trickiest games to master. I've seen Grubdog play it and that shit is insane and the fact is, NovaX has higher scores than him over at the NWR leaderboard. But see for yourself.  Here's Dk beating the shit out of some cunt. Look at him go! THis is awesome.  Look now he's riding a motherfucking bison! Can you do that shit? NO OF COURSE NOT BECUASE YOU'RE NOT EXTREME LIKE DK!  And here he is, flouting platforming convention by walking to the left of screen. Have you tried that Mario? OF COURSE NOT YOU WEAK PLUMBER!  WHAT FUCKERS DEEMED THE PS2 A GOOD SYSTEM FOR THIS? Mashed is the greatest multiplayer game on a console. On Xbox at least, the PS2 version is severly limited by the PS2's pathetic number of controllers. You can share a controller and play it but me and my mates tried that and it was extremly gay, we might as well have started kissing. Whatever, this is MicroMachines, but in 3D and not shithouse.  Here's everyone, wetting their pants in anticipation at the amount of fun they're about to have.  LOOK AT THIS! Fucking hooning around that corner. See that on the pink car? That's a minigun. Bitch ain't taking shit from anyone. It's on PC too! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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