[Classic] Everyone needs to stop respecting Infernal Monkey (Beyond Good and Evil)

That fuckhead OWNS Beyond Good and Evil on PS2 and hasn't even bloody played it! In doing so he is effectively holding pure joy captive inside a blue PS2 case. It's like he's holding the game for ransom but doesn't even want money, just wants someone who missed out on it to suffer from not getting to play it!

I know what you're thinking; "Oh gee, Infernal couldn't be that much of a fuckwit could he?" but HE CAN and HERE IS THE PROOF! (scroll down to his post, look for the Bub avatar.)

So yeah I pinched my flatmate's copy of this game and it's incredible. It's just purely satisfying.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The problem with a sequel. Is that being Ubisoft, they'll blame the games poor sales on the lack of swearing sex and violence and in a Warrior Within esque move, Jade will make a carear change from freelance Journo to freelance prostitute and has to severe the libs of her clients all the way to the top where she then seduces the empress of time.

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it's not even a long game Infernal GOSH.

Originally Posted by Zip

I downloaded it on PC and i regret not buying bcause this is one of the most touching and best adventure games i have ever played. If i would see it in a store i would buy it this instant. If it's any recent game that should be supported it's this and fahrenheit. The latter got good sales so support this .

Fahrenheit is fucking trash. It was like the first game I bought for my PS2 and I nearly threw the godamn thing out the window such was stupid game. I can't beleive you've just compared Beyond Good and Evil to that crap.
Another recap of why Farhenhiet sucked

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Basically it's something like the guy, I can't rememebr his name, he get's all these super powers and the oracle was the one who amde him murder the dude so he could find some girl so some orange guys could take over the world but then the guys ex girlfriend gets strapped toa rolelrcoster and they die but some robots bring the guy back to life and then the detective girl meets the guy and falls in love with him for no reasona nd then they find the girl and tellt eh robots they cant have her even though he owes them his life and then they go to antartica because the homeless people took him there, turns out they're invisible and control the earth and there tehre is some bullshit super powers and at some point the detective chick and the guy have sex and by this point i was literally screaming at the tv and thinking about how necrophilia is encouraged by this shody arse game while being blinded by detective chicks niples all over the screen while the guy smiles and I think the black guy moved to florida or broke up with his girlfriend YOU GET TO DECIDE WHICH CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! and then the reward for using dragon ball sed powers on soem soldiers is that winter ends prematurely and the world is saved. ys the entire world depended on wethor or not some girl would be captured by either robots or some mayan god. Oh please.

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Don't forget they brought in Jordan Mechner to make Sands of Time- he wasn't completely attached to Ubisoft. They made the sequel without his involvement at all. Ancel, however, pretty much kickstarted Ubisoft back in the day with Rayman. He has pull. Hell, he pretty much got the King Kong license for them.

Yeah you're right I spose. I'm just bitter that Ubisoft destroyed Mechner's creation. I mean we could all just pretend Prince 3D didn't exist but the current sequels just won't go away.

How ya doing, buddy?