[Multiplatform] Battlefield 1943, a.k.a. Maybe it actually works now, awesome.

I was wondering when this was going to happen. All I'd hear about is how broken the shit is (or if I happened to be in party chat, how frustrating aspects of the game were) but you kept PLAYING IT like battered housewives that just couldn't be assed to seek help.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

We're on (I think it was) Iwo-Jima, and after about a forever timespan of fucking around with airplanes, I decided to take to land because our team sucks and doesn't have any capture points. Skills is all "Where are you at?" but he sees me on the radar and is all "I'll be right there."

As I'm heading up the hill to the Signal Station the first thing I see as I hit the peak is a plane nose dive into the ground where the flag is full speed with Skills bailing out at the last second right before the explosion. It was fucking hilarious. He lived, too!

But like Skills said, we had a blast because we spent the majority of our matches last night both in planes, GELBing it up because everyone else sucks too much to shoot us down.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Just a heads up: If anybody is having air related problems give LeHah a call, as he is the one who controls the sky.

Also of note is that one does not simply fly into Mordor GELB TERRITORY and live to tell the tale. Just ask Daravon. All chillin' in the air like hey guys whats up and I'm like MY GUNS

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Now this is the story all about how
This tank got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I flipped Daravon's tank through the air

In west Wake Island born and raised
In the blue sky is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some faggots out by Village (school)
When a couple of planes they were up in no good
Started shootin bullets in my neighborhood
I got down to red health and my mom got scared
And said you're 'bout to get shot down you better get out of there

I gunned it to Airfield and when I got near the
Icon said Daravon's in this tank right here
If anything I could say this chance was rare
But I thought nah forget it, yo homes be right there

I pulled up to the 'field about seven or eight
And I yelled to my plane yo, homes smell you later
Hit the B button bailed the fuck out of there
To watch it hit Dar' and send his tank in the air

But seriously though. I bailed out almost ground level and the plane t-boned Daravon's tank at full speed, exploded and made it barrel roll, which he somehow managed to land properly. Shit was amazing.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

and by "do" you mean "get hit with planes" right

I should probably take the time to learn how to do something other than ::planes:: and ::kill niggas:: but Battlefield strategy does not come easy to a Gears player.

Additional Spam:


Note the words "capture" or "strategy" are nowhere on that chart

How ya doing, buddy?

At some point we need to get a bunch of niggas on Air Superiority mode. It is the most terrible, unorganized (people will go out of their way to crash into you or land on the opposing team carrier to camp) piece of crap ever, but I was playing with Daravon for a bit earlier and I was in tears laughing the entire time.

Maybe it's because I get some sick enjoyment out of watching people who can't fly planes attempt to play the mode (or in this case, watching certain people attempt to do fancy maneuvers only to hit palm trees) but god damn it I had a blast.

There really isn't as much pressure to win as there is in normal mode, you can pretty much just fart around until the match ends and the hilarity will make itself.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I heard the real determining factor is how many people you can plane-joust into mutual death.

I saw one where both planes actually collided, ceased all forward momentum and exploded backwards. It was fantastic.

FELIPE NO