HAY GUYS

**Tails** · Apr 27, 2009, 04:34 AM

Fuck YEAH bots.

Also walls of text. Thanks to Daravon whining I now have the 360 version. He actually hunted down a copy for me. He kept trying to get me to get it since launch but I kept saying no because I'm a jackass. "FUCKING PLAY THIS GAME GOD DAMN IT" "LOL GEARS 2 ::trollface::"

So now I can play! However if LeHah sends me an invite I will decline it like the fist of the north star because that dude is some kind of ultra nigger and I cannot be seen with those types of people.

Just kiddin' playin Gears with LH was pretty lulzy so send me an invite if you ever see me about

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**Tails** · Apr 27, 2009, 09:43 AM

Buddy I'm pretty sure challenging a black person in a gunfight is a LOSE/LOSE situation.

Aiming the head in b'more and all that. Assault rifles 4 lyf

I'm off tonight though if we can get some fags rounded up.

How ya doing, buddy?

**Tails** · Apr 27, 2009, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by Tritoch

I'm up for some zombie killing as long as it isn't during Heroes. I never get around to actually watching stuff on Hulu later.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING HEROES TRITOCH STOP FAILING SO MUCH GOD DAMN

Anyway Mo0 is home and Skills ran out for a bit, so expect a double post yelling for you dicks to get on anytime soon.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**Tails** · Apr 27, 2009, 07:42 PM

Alright 360 dudes. Time to start assembling.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**Tails** · Apr 28, 2009, 07:54 AM

JUST AS PLANNED. Sorry about that last round folks, it was late, I was tired, and by then everyone in the place was asleep so I had to watch the noise level. I wanted it to be over so I could go the hell to sleep, sorry if anyone thought I ragequit.

Fun times last night all around. We all were pretty much huge failures except for Daravon although there were some good moments in there.

Kudos to Mo0 for killing all of us as the tank that one round, though I don't think it beats my point blank Incredible Hulk rock smash. One of these days I'll figure out what the fuck is going on, I promise.

I was speaking idiomatically.

**Tails** · Apr 28, 2009, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by Taco

Tank play is simple:

1. Never throw rocks. Ever.

PFFFF yeah right. I think I will stick to ROCK THROWIN after I hit someone in the face directly last night.

Most amazing jew boots

**Tails** · May 21, 2009, 07:35 PM

I'm down for this shit, starting tomorrow around 6-7PM EST maybe. I could definitely do Saturday afternoon/evening too.

It's been way too long.

FELIPE NO

**Tails** · May 23, 2009, 07:12 PM

~~We need one other 360 dude~~~

TRITOCH HAS ASSEMBLED

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**Tails** · May 24, 2009, 09:25 AM

YEAH I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK FAG. "Is Tritoch there?" "Oh shit he's not moving" "oh fuck oh fuck" then proceed to us getting raped while we try and get ourselves together and wait for you to ping out. Good thing the other team ragequit even though they were doing good? Not getting all the random ragequitting in L4D but whatever.

LeHah had the same problem the night before. Hilarious always ensues when people drop. "what is that. WHAT IS THAT. Fuck just vote to kick hi-FUCK PINNED HUNTER OH GOD WHERE ARE YOU GUYS UGGHHHHH"

Additionally, I totally need to pay more attention to when tanks are coming because TANK IN YO FACE in the woods the other night was pretty fucking funny. I was 80% healing myself and then all of a sudden I had to commence operation stop drop and circle strafe for your fucking life. Good times. I am going to sleep now and will probably be up in like six or so hours. Daravon if you call and wake me up you are DEAD

EDIT: "I'm gonna handle the witch"
::everyone abandons Daravon::

best EVER

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**Tails** · May 25, 2009, 04:55 AM

Man that shit was great. As was the "if Kyndig dies" backup plan.

TODAY. 4PM (EST). Be on fucking Live. If not four than at least the couple of hours after it. I'm sure we'll be on for a while.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**Tails** · 06:23 AM

LEHAH HAS STARTLED THE WITCH

(Despite the fact that it was Roflfox who threw the hail mary pipe bomb from 100 feet away to save LeHah from the zombie horde oh shit the witch is right there too late already threw it)

LEHAH HAS BEEN INCAPACITATED

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA awesome"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**Tails** · May 31, 2009, 05:01 PM

Work tonight, Dar (I just got up so I need to go eat and possibly watch FMA2). I'm cool tomorrow though.

How ya doing, buddy?

**Tails** · May 31, 2009, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Edit: Kyndig said he'd be willing to get on if we had a full crew, so if LeHah is game we'd need at least one more.

Doesn't he work tonight? If not I can make something happen in 30 minutes

I was speaking idiomatically.

**Tails** · May 31, 2009, 05:48 PM

"theres a smoker behind us"
::term runs back anyway::

You were decent, you just need to talk more when stuff happens.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**Tails** · Jun 1, 2009, 08:21 PM

I'm cool with the sequel so long as they don't take out those sweet trinity-in-the-matrix hunter jumps where they hang in mid-air during massive lag.

Because that shit was unbelievably funny. Could use more camera rotation around it next time though.

FELIPE NO

**Tails** · 09:19 PM

It's ok because Kyndig goes into hyper-asshole/idiot mode when games become unplayable and I couldn't stop laughing.

He was like a kid in a candy store during LAGFEST '09, it's the only reason I didn't suggest quitting.

"I'm a smoker, Im a smoker gonna sing my smoker song"

god.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**Tails** · Jun 1, 2009, 09:21 PM

Oh, and do you PC dudes ever have a problem with not getting the music cues? Daravon's been swearing up and down he doesn't hear the Tank music anymore, and I miss it too every now and again. Sound settings seem fine.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**Tails** · Jun 8, 2009, 08:29 AM

Not quite as good as the Banned from Live one, but still lulzy.

Anyway. TODAY. 5PM. LEFT 4 SLEEP DEPRIVATION. I will be on the mic shouting incomprehensible garbage and it'll take you like five minutes to realize I was pounced way back in the beginning why were you back there tails oh god

Daravon. LeHah. Some other fag on the 360, are you man enough to withstand my shoddy sleepless play?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**Tails** · Jun 8, 2009, 11:04 PM

It's incredibly sad that we can spend several rounds leaving half our team to die, and still do better than the randoms on Xbox Live.

That said, fuck you guys! That shit was bullshit, you AND Kyndig running opposite directions in No Mercy 4, I'm trying to figure out where the hell to go and then suddenly ALERTED THE HORDE LOL LEHAH IS DEAD OH SHIT.

What the hell.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**Tails** · Jun 10, 2009, 06:42 AM

I'll be around this afternoon watching GUNDAMU MOVIES on the box, so if I see some dudes on I will definitely try to get some shit going.

A game without Daravon would be interesting, actually.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**Tails** · Jun 10, 2009, 06:32 PM

NO WAIT DARAVON COME BACK I STILL HAVEN'T CONFESSED MY LOVE TO YOU YET

How ya doing, buddy?

**Tails** · Jun 10, 2009, 06:44 PM

FUCK. Plans ruined forever!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**Tails** · Jun 14, 2009, 12:52 PM

Yeah, what the fuck is that? Anyways I'm up because LOL INTERNAL CLOCK. GO TO SLEEP AFTER WORK. WAKE UP THREE HOURS LATER.

FFFFFFFffffffffffffffArrgighoihgh whatever though I'll be on as soon as fat man finishes cleaning his room and I finish watching this jap shit.

FELIPE NO

**Tails** · Jun 17, 2009, 05:33 AM

Well to be fair LeHah has some pretty loltastic moments as a Survivor. Like when people get snared and he's all "I GOT YOU MAN" but it's always that one zombie keeping him from getting to you or aiming properly. It's always funny.

You two cannot be on the same team. Between Mo0 getting Mo0'd and LeHah getting owned by that one fucking zombie ("God damn it") things just do not work out.

Daravon and I though? Ultimate team. Not as good as GELB FORCE but Dar could earn honorary GELB stripes for being so awesome.

except for that one time I let Daravon get hunter pounced and die because I was saving LeHah for some reason hahaha

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**Tails** · Jun 17, 2009, 07:01 AM

It's because they added a "if Gamertag is LeHah then fuck that nigga up" line to the AI Director.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Trust is the foundation!

<3

Jam it back in, in the dark.