[Multiplatform] SONIC UNLEASHED - FURFAG FANSERVICE

Hahaha, man. Sonic Team is at it again! I was all excited until I saw the werewolf pic. What the fuck is this, Sonic: Twilight Princess?

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

That was also my first thought, except we forgot one crucial factor, Wolf Link looks AWESOME, Sonicwulf looks cartoony and lame. I mean god, its like Big Bad Pete's bastard son, or half brother.

I'm not forgetting anything. I think the whole "link is a furry now lulz" gimmick is incredibly retarded, but that is neither here nor there.

As for Sonic Rush, good on the soundtrack wise and definitely a good step in the right direction of the series, but it felt lacking somewhat. :\

But hey! On the bright side, none of the extremely over-extended Sonicverse characters have been mentioned yet. Unless I'm missing something here.

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Originally Posted by Kagosin

This info has just been released. You know somewhere down the line at least one of them is going to make an appearance for some crazy storyline.

God no, just no. It's really sad when there are more characters than I can actually fucking remember. Silver Shadow The Swallow Hedgehog or some shit, I don't know.

It'd be real nice IF, IF they had to include any side people, to limit it to Tails and Knuckles, much akin to the original trilogy.

Oh and it'd be sweet if for old times sake they replaced the wolf-dude with Metal Sonic. Metal doesn't get enough love. At least he wouldn't look funny. But then the game would basically be a graphic update to say, Sonic 3. Wait, that's not a bad thing at all! Someone call Sega up.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Why would I be ashamed of being a fan of something I like? I'm a fanboy of Mario, Zelda, Metal Gear, and Chrono Trigger too. Should I be ashamed of being a fanboy of those as well?

Because when you admit to liking terrible, terrible things, well. Shame.

That being said, I hereby declare you a robot, since no human being can stomach Sonic Heroes AND Sonic 2006 and call them good. I've been playing Sonic since I was a fucking kid and I absolutely could not stand Heroes and I refuse to come within 50 feet of Sonic '06.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Oh, Sin Ansem... so cute. Except for when you have a lot of games from a given team. And all of those games suck, largely because of gimmicky game play, and then you get another game that's going to be chock-full of gimmicky game play, it's not nostalgia, it's experience.

Okay? Grow up now. Or go back to your Final Fantasy rehashes. Whichever.

I think he's just excited to see how much it'll suck. I mean, it defies logic.

"But the last 6 or 7 games they've made have been fucking terrible."
"SO!?"
"Ok, so going by their track record, it's quite reasonable to be weary of another entry in the series."
"NUH UH. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT."
"Did I not just explain that everything they've touched for several years has been terrible now?"
"Doesn't matter! It's totally going to be sweet and you're a dick for not thinking it's going to be the best thing ever."

Nostalgia doesn't have shit to do with the games being ass. I know, I've seen them.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem

If it's good

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I don't CARE if it plays anything like the classics

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obnoxious new characters

So basically what you're saying is you'll play any of the shit they release so long as you can rationalize in your own mind that it's good.

Who would ever get mad that they're focusing on adding a bunch of new shit instead of improving core gameplay? Oh those silly fans.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem

Watching Sonic fans derail topics to bitch about why he's not like he was in the old days in when he is only briefly mentioned in an unrelated subject, I have never seen that in any other fandom.

Actually if I'm not mistaken, your post was the one that started this current argument. And other "fandoms" (can we quit using that word now, by the way? It's terribly dirty.) don't have this problem (at least not on as large as scale, thus you won't hear as much about it) because the developers haven't been raping their series' for years.

On topic: The boys at X3F posted some new details which may or may not just be rumors.

Some of it sounds bogus, but I hope the no extra characters part is true.

FELIPE NO

All bullshit aside, theres a damn good writeup (complete with screens!) on how SEGA/ST can avoid making this a train wreck.

Something along the lines of obligatory reading there.

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Originally Posted by nanaman

I can't see how just a effing werehog would ruin this game in any way. If the game is good, it's good, and if it's crap, it's not because they put a werehog in it. For games like this where story doesn't play a big part it just doesn't matter. Just play the game when it comes out and shut up I say, godammit.

but it's not like I care about the sonic games anyhow so I don't even know why I'm here

Read the fucking thread please. The issue with the werehog is that Sonic Team isn't known for just "introducing a character" and leaving it at that, they have to somehow integrate whatever terrible gimmick comes along with it into the game play and it usually kills it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem

Nostalgiafaggotry, I'm drowning in it!

I like how you insist upon using that word.

"Man these game play impressions sound exactly like the kind of shit that's killing the franchise."
"OMG Nostalgiafagn00b stfu!!!"

Care to get a new gimmick yet, you fucking troll?

Also, lol'd heartily at Infernals post. "Here we're going to bring back all the shit you guys didn't like from the previous games, so enjoy that." Excellent!

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