[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Ver. 214. Gobble Gobble Gobble, Slurp Slurp Slurp

Do people even play this game. I'm going through and adding a bunch of you niggers today, you'll probably have to bug me in chat to get a game going though.


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Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Guru

No everyone quit to play Halo 3.

Not surprised, really. Halo 3 is the best game ever made, after all.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I think I should stick to Call of Duty 4. You should have seen the look on my face when I hit the B button and all of a sudden I'm in a fucking Landmaster ("oh what") headed to my death. That's what I get for buying a game and going online before learning what anything is.

I was laughing like hell though, you should have heard me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So what's all this about the console locking up after matches. I assume this is one of the games features, knowing Nintendo. Four times now it's done this. Getting a little old, here.

A++ would play again.

Laughing forever at Pits over and b though. A++ would abuse again.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It's pretty funny. It's all LAWL ERROR CODE and then becomes totally unresponsive and I have to unplug the damn thing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It keeps giving me this code, and it sounds entirely too ambiguous to be a specific system issue.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Basil

My console doesn't lock up either. Maybe your Wii's connection to your router isn't working properly - or it's an old router.

Mo0, what's with your taunts

I'm a bit surprised I won most of those matches, however. I must have had more practice or something - or we should turn off Final Smash Balls. =L

What was up with all the Final Smash Balls anyways? Don't be so surprised that you won though, Mo0 is garbage at everything and this is only my third time playing the game so I know jack shit. That's why when I was Lucas I was just standing there swinging the bat like a moron. Pretty funny how many times I hit Mo0 with it too.

Also my router is a newer Netgear that's yet to have any read problems with either Xbox Live or my DS/PSP playing online, so it's not that.

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Originally Posted by Chaotic

Your setting is probably set on high, Tails. Kick it down to low or turn items off period.

On Low, they rarely ever show up. At least for me.

Interestingly enough, it was in Mo0's room where we had ten million FSB's, unless by some bizarre order of events non-host people can change the item rules.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Kagosin

What I meant was geared more to the system lock up thing, than the error code.

WHATEVER. >=( I just want the thing to work smoothly. ;___;

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No, no, no, no and no. A better router does not a faster online gaming service make. A large part of it involves the games netcode itself, and not to be an ass or anything, but what we have here is a large and clear example of mediocrity at its best.

I can say this because of the countless games I've played over Live using the same settings, my experience has been near flawless (bridging/network tampering aside, but that has nothing to do with Live). Not to say that not having torrents and other shit running while playing online won't help (QoS, do you use it), it's not going to make all the problems go away if the service you're using to play the game sucks.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Basil

I'm not saying you have to have a great router to play Brawl smoothly, but what do I know. I don't play a whole lot of video games nowadays and Brawl's the only reason why I wanted a Wii real badly. And from what I've been hearing Nintendo's online capabilities isn't on par as other developers anyway, right? =/

Sadly, no. It's understandable since online really hasn't been their priority for quite some time now, and is really more of an afterthought, but it'd be really super awesome sweet if they could get it together sometime soon, as most of us really would like to have regular amounts of online Wii stuff going, but the system itself is tedious and needs a complete overhaul, and this guy details it a lot better than I could.

In short, we hate because we love. Soon as they get it right I'll be all over their nuts though, no lie.

But that's enough derailment from me. Next post will be about no items, fox only. Bet on it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Lmao, what is this SSE shit. Do I really have to go through and fight a dark version of EVERYONE before I can finish this? (Delicious overused plot devices, how I love them.)

Other than that it's been pretty cool to play. Not because it's anything stellar, but seeing a bunch of series cast members side-by-side (Ness rescuing Lucas, Ike and Marth tearing shit up) that would never otherwise interact with each other is pretty cool.

This Great Maze shit can leave forever though, just like Rat. Leave Rat.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Sakabadger

Don't diss SSE, that guy who wrote FF7 was in charge of the scenario!

Does this mean I beat that weirdo looking final boss with Omnislash.

How do I acquired Chocobo.

In before OWA is the final stage theme. No Materia. Sephiroth Only.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Someone is taking Yahtzee's reviews a bit too seriously~

Besides, if he enjoyed everything he played his reviews would cease to be funny.

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I'd totally play, but I'm pretty sure I sold Brawl because it's a laggy piece of garbage and nobody here actually plays it any more. At least Mario Kart was entertaining to play online. Brawl? Not so much.

So you might want to go back to whatever "other forum" you visited that got a million Brawl replies per day.

And I'm pretty sure the most popular game Nintendo has ever made is one of the Zelda or Mario titles.

FELIPE NO