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Easy. I'd pull up my shirt. My horrible sun starved stomach would blind the creature and essentially burn it's eyes. Then I'd sing a song, thus also making it deaf. The pain should paralyze it. Then I'd bury out it's brains with a spoon.
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |