Project Cloverfield a.k.a The JJ Abrams trailer before Transformers starts.

I'd bend over and take it from the first person who makes a decent Cthulhu movie.
Interesting to see where this is going. I've always considered Davey Jones as the prelude to a Cthulhu-flick, so I got my hopes up.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, he did awake in 1925, at 47° 9' S, 126° 43' W without the world coming to an end, so he might have continued his slumber.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Robo Jesus

Funny thing about that. Bloop is apparently connected to this somehow. Funny thing about Bloop, it seems to have happened almost exactly near the coordinates as the events in "The Call of Cthulhu".

That's actually pretty interesting. Going to read that stuff now. Who knows, perhaps the Bloop is infact a gigantic snore from the sleeping Cthulhu!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Is it just me, or are there several humans in the trailer that looks... odd? I mean, like they have extra parts or scales or something attached to them?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I've been following the discussion on Unfiction, and it seems like there's some connection between Slusho! (a japanese energy drink), something drilled out of the seabed (Sea bed Nector, I think it's called) and the monster. However, I don't think we'll get comprehensive explanation in the movie...

I was speaking idiomatically.

This should be a concept picture of the thing:

Spoiler:

The face should be more humanoid, the back smoother and the tail stiffer. But according to people having watched the movie, this should be it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's not a ballsack. If reports are correct, those bags deflate and inflate as the creature breathes. Cool, I think.

And here's a picture drawn by someone who claims to've seen the movie.
Click me, if you really want to....

FELIPE NO

The first picture I posted was a concept drawing.

Spoiler:

And according to the same people who describe the monster, you never see it completely. You see the head clearly in one scene, a leg perhaps in another...

I'm not defending the drawings or stuff, mind you. Perhaps playing the Devil's Advocate a bit, but nothing else.
I actually believe these pictures, and if they are wrong... Well, then the movie gets more enjoyable for me.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

This is it, gentlemen. A picture of the monster's head, taken with a mobile phone in a New Zealandish cinema.
http://i13.tinypic.com/6wpalx5.jpg

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Animated gif of the thing:

Spoiler:

From

Spoiler:

Just before the monster eats Hud (the camera man)

There's nowhere I can't reach.