The One Shot Joke Thread.

Here's a cool joke:

This guy gets home from work and he goes into his bedroom to get changed. Upon entering the room, he sees his wife laying naked on the bed. He immedately assumes that she is having an affair and he storm out the only other door out of the bedroom: the door to the balcony. He sees some fingers hanging onto the ledge of the balcony and he's sure that this is the man having sex with his wife. Furious, he stamps on the fingers until the man plummets to the ground. Leaning over the railing, he sees that the man is still alive, so before he gets the chance to move, he tips the fridge (also on the balcony) onto the man, killing him instantly.

In heaven, the man walks up to St. Peter's Gate and Peter says, tell me truthfully why you're here and I'll let you in. The man says: I was just cleaning some windows and some crazy guy started stamping on my fingers and killed me with a fridge.

He gets through.

The next man in line gets the same offer. He says: Ok, so I'm buck naked, hiding in a fridge...

Jam it back in, in the dark.