[Attention] Bradylama's Fallout Iron Man Challenge!

Here's my guy, Hiro Protagonist. Luck is for losers. As are big guns and energy weapons, since I reckon he won't live long enough to reach either.

After looting my village for everything I can find (two rocks), I head out and go exploring. After killing a pack of rats (a rat pack) and escaping from some cannibals, I reach a mystery town.


Guns? All I have is my reliable lil' harpoon, so I leave this place for now.

I reach the town of Klamath and find some guy named Torr.


Since I'm a big fan of cows, I agree.


Hey, asshole, those aren't bugmen, they're just a bunch of scorpions. Moreover, why are you just standing there while I'm getting ganged up on and poisoned? 'Help guard' implied some effort from your part as well. Dick.

Anyway, I deal with the scorpions, level up, and head back to town. After walking around a bit, I find Sulik and pay 350 bottle caps to free him. That later turns out to be a mistake.

Sulik and I kill some brahmin to celebrate, then look for some useful things to borrow.


Get your facts straight, asshole. I have an IN value of 9, whereas Torr doesn't know what a fucking scorpion is. Also, my Steal skill is only at 14%.

Either way, we kill these guys, but things start getting out of hand when it turns out more townspeople heard their dying screams.


I do the sensible thing and run, leaving Sulik to deal with this mess.

Surprisingly, he manages to hammer his way through, we high-five one another and escape the town to rest for a bit.


When we come back, some bitch asks me if I like what I see. It should be noted that she tried to kill us with a cattle prod earlier. Do I like what I see? What kind of shitty meta-humour is that? Fuck you.

Since she has only two hitpoints left from earlier, I dispose of her with a harpoon slam special. At that point, Sulik decides that he should start hitting me with his hammer for no particular reason. What? Motherfucker.


I escape from that waste of 350 bottle caps and head for Toxic Caves, figuring there's no way that the collective IQ there could be lower than in Klamath. Seriously, fuck those hicks. ¡No los necesitamos!

Though, the only thing I find in the caves is a bunch of geckos that almost kick my ass, so I am forced to retreat.

Since I can't take the whole Klamath just by myself, with only a harpoon, I am heading for the mystery town from earlier, though I still have no gun.

Jam it back in, in the dark.