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"We need to fix your brain" (something like that)
"will you help me?" "I am not a brain doctor, im a dentist" :sucks out brain: -Psyhco doctor in Psychonouts "The princess is in another castle mario!" -from mario :S no homo |
Oh yeah, Psychonauts! That reminds me:
"You can't handle the milk" -The Milkman...anyone else in the Milkman Conspiracy world is hilarious as well, but that's the defining quote. How ya doing, buddy? |
Psychonauts somehow reminded me of one from Grim Fandango I thought was pretty amusing.
(While chasing away some pigeons, brandishing a funny-shaped balloon) "Run, you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" - Manny Calavera I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Well, pretty much anything from Earthbound, but if I am to pick any....
"edisnooM ot emocleW" Then some FF6 for good measure... Kefka quotes: "I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!" "Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!" "I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!" "Ahem. There's SAND on my boots " Other misc. FFVI: "Leave us. The dog eats strangers..." "Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!" - WraithTwo - How ya doing, buddy? |
Some random favorites:
"I'm more serious than a cockroach running for its life!" - Joe Chin, UmJammer Lammy "Like those bloody cats...such a pain in the arse." - Gregg, Conker's Bad Fur Day "What's with the V-Watch on your wrist, man? What, you think you're some kinda MEGAMAN or somethin'?" - Hulk Davidson, Viewtiful Joe What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? DAMN good coffee!
September 2007: Waiting for Godot... |
One of my personal favorites:
Grandia II I'm sorry, that's not vague enought for me. Could you be a little less specific? -Ryudo Ryudo has some AWESOME lines in that game. FELIPE NO |
By far the best:
"Red Wizard needs food badly!" -- Gauntlet Legends What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? Mario Kart DS: 498293-921939____ Star Fox Command: 155-576-696-451____ Metroid Prime Hunters: 4854-1233-4943____ Final Fantasy III: 506891214495____ Xfire: freuser____ Steam: Free.User____ |
"The legend will never die." - Soul Calibur
Can't believe this wasn't said earlier. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Eva: "What is that awful squeeking sound you're making?" Manny: "New shoes." And the purple cyclops guy, after you jam up the mail tubing machine with packaging fluid. Manny: (in mock shock) "Who would do such a thing?!" Cyclops: "It's those punks in the mail room! They think this baby's going to put them out of a job! And they're right." The green guy sleeping by the wine cellar elevator was great too. *Manny tries to walk past Green* Green: (wakes up) "Hey! I'm trying to sleep here!" Manny: "Could you take me down?" Green: "Oh yeeah, I could take you down alright. But.. no. I'd get in trouble for hitting customers." Manny: "... No, down in the elevator. I wanna go down in the elevator." Green: "Hm, yeah, they wouldn't see me hit you in there.." Manny: "... Just open the door, will you." Green: "Then they'd really see us fighting!" Most amazing jew boots |
I think it was from Final Fantasy 1. It was released around the time The Legend of Zelda was raiding every kid's house...
FFI: "R.I.P. Here lies Link" Also: "MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! I AM NOW LOST TO YOUR CAUSE!! THE DARKNESS COMES!!! AND IT WILL DAMN US ALL!!!!" (Maximillian Roivas, Eternal Darkness GCN) This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
"Hold on to your pants and don't piss in em!" --FF7's Cid
"TCELES B HSUP" --FF1's Talking Brooms "STOP! You've violated the law! Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Either pay the fine, or go to jail." (Resists arrest) "Then pay with your blood!" --Oblivion's City Guards And what is possibly the most out-of-character quote ever: "You got whacked cuz you're weak." --Chrono Trigger's Magus How ya doing, buddy?
A koopa never lived who had an ounce of integrity.
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I was speaking idiomatically. |
Earthbound:
"You guys can't envision the final collapse of capitalism? Incredible!" This quote took place in some yuppie intellectual club in town right before you get the little ninja guy. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
"Crush the old order and create a new society huhuhueuhehehehhh" - Red, Elevator Action Returns
FELIPE NO |
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-Any japanese RPG How ya doing, buddy? |
Chrono Cross:
"There are two kinds of people in this world. The sinners who are judged and the victims who do the judging." - Dragon God FFVI: "The best thing in life is being free of obligation. Otherwise you lose your ability to gamble." - Setzer Tactics Ogre: "People don't complain because they are weak. They choose to be weak so they can complain." - Lans Tartare Jam it back in, in the dark.
~MV
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"Maybe i should get another..."
"Don't you guys know that blackmail is waaaay uncool?" -ryo hazuki from Shenmue "you're sukiyaki!" -Announcer from DDR 4th "you have intrest on your intrest my dearie!" -loathe from The Misadventures of Tron Bonne "You're pretty mature than i thought!" -the ant in Parappa the Rapper 2 "You should be banned from every game" -i forgot where it was in Um Jammer Lammy "This is impossible from the point of cultural anthropology" -Yuji from Gotcha Force "it appears i have made an error" -Juno from megaman legends "by the way Puma, since when exactly have you been living at my place?" -U-1 from gitaroo man There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Steroid from Jagged Alliance 2:
"My skin is punctured and leaking!" This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Pretty much anything from Katamari Damacy. For example:
King of All Cosmos: This sky is not pretty at all. It's rough and masculine. Possibly sweaty. Bowling Alley - a place where people have fun rolling a ball. Isn't rolling balls fun? Dung Beetle - rolls cow dung and makes it bigger. We feel a little rivalry here. Salmon - swims all the way back to the river from the ocean. Then people eat it Checkbook - people either smile or cry when they read this. It must be a very good novel. Soccer Player - professional at playing with balls. This must be a very valuable Earthling skill, considering his salary. I was speaking idiomatically. |
No matter how many inspirational, bad-ass, funny, or oddly memorable quotes out there, there will always be one line that I'll always treasure above all others.
Spoiler:
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
And here's another!
"You smell of Fink-Rats." "I HATH FURY!!!" (Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga) So many memorable quotes from that game. I have such a shit memory. FELIPE NO |
Chocobo |
Elder God: What do you profit from this defiance?
Raziel: There's some grim satisfaction in infuriating you. - Legacy of Kain: Defiance What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Syklis Green |
"Get thee gone, darkness!!!" Ashley Riot, Vagrant Story
"METAL GEAR!!?" Solid Snake, MGS series Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |