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Well, grammar is also important but you can pick up grammar in the normal course of reading.
What I've done is shown the human race the truth about itself by concealing it all in a joke anybody can get. And anybody who gets the joke can tell how anyone can read at a college level. Billions of people on this planet are robbed of a well-rounded education and I finally realized what it took to reach them. Additional Spam:
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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How ya doing, buddy? |
Precisely!
Additional Spam: Life is a joke but it doesn't have to be. We constantly doubt others because we think they're out to get us, we seek revenge because we don't view social relationships as causal. At some point in time somebody has to step in and end our endless cycle of violence and destruction. I was speaking idiomatically.
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I don't get it, then
Additional Spam: I really don't get it then What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Ever since people walled themselves off from the wilderness the only thing we truly had to fear were marauders or foreign invaders. All of the great men of history operated under the false premise that it's ok to kill others, but they were able to shape the world because they showed respect to their underlings and they rewarded properly.
Additional Spam: Caesar wouldn't have amounted to jack squat without the love of his legion, and Jesus would be just another footnote of history if he didn't proselytize to the poor and illiterate. FELIPE NO
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Now, see, I like this. Back to the good ole days when we used to at least TRY to flame somebody off the boards.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
If you still doubt me consider this: of the millions of genetically unique sperm your father wasted, YOU were the one who fertilized the egg, YOU were the one who survived the birthing process, YOU grew into maturity by surviving puberty. The same was true of our fathers, our fathers' fathers, and our mothers going all the way back to the first African man who set foot on this planet.
The very fact that we even exist on this stupid mudball means we've won the biggest numbers game in history, and few people understood that when Carl Sagan tried to illustrate it to them.
How ya doing, buddy?
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There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Yeah, but unlike Watchmen I'm not going to destroy New York with a psychic squid.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Yeah well I don't need you guys to listen to me, so you can take that for what it is. I've grown up from a world in which our global anonymity kept us from understanding what it took to get the big picture and be a world actor. But it's only because of my education and anybody else could have done what I've done by illustrating the truth.
Additional Spam: All I ever NEEDED you to do was hear me out, but everybody was too reactionary to understand. I was speaking idiomatically.
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Oh hi guise, what's going on in this thread.
Listen, Brady, I gotta take a shower and go to work, but I'll be back in about an hour and a half so we can duke this out. I went batshit insane years before you so I know whats up and I'm not letting you take my spot on the forums for that position. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE on gff What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Alright, but I'm not sure if you're an educator OR a student of history. "Mr. Starkweather" saw my notes and understood that we've both seen the world end in the same way because we have millenia of evidence to back us up.
FELIPE NO |
Dude, Brady. Just STOP for a fucking second. Really. Try real hard. Just don't even think about your education or your revelation.
You used to NOT be this fucking crazy. Why are you so disconnected all of a sudden? Just answer the question, guy. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Brady has gone insane.
I'm pretty sure he's the leader of a small cult at this point, centered around mescaline and conspiracy theories. At this point, I have no idea why anyone is actually considering what he has to say. He's very clearly fried his wiring. Or he has a serious drug problem. One or the other. How ya doing, buddy? |
Listen, you guys just don't understand human beings the same way that I do. We refer to getting laid as "getting lucky" because it only happens on occasion, but the reason it happens to guys is because they seemed cute or handsome and respectable enough to be worth consideration.
I've watched my friends, mental children go through girls like tissue paper and I'm tired of watching it happen because I've known all my life that girls are our equals and they've been conditioned not to show the truth because they think they have to be non-confrontational. Girls and women posting on the internet USED to be a rarity because you had to not be afraid to live life in order to be funny or share ideas with complete strangers. Nowadays women can be much more open about things because our generation is on the cusp of understanding that gender roles are a social phenomenon, not natural. Additional Spam: What I understood about everybody who has had a messiah complex is that they thought people were too stupid to see the truth. I know better, I know that we're all capable of being geniuses we just never figured it out because nobody showed us the way. We're all equals, like it or not. There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Woooooooow man
deeeeep This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Just get over yourself already, I'm done with this thread and I'd like to make funny comments again. If you're not taking me seriously I don't need you anyways. I just wanna have fun on the internet while I do important work, ok?
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Brady reminds me of those Spirit of Truth videos Pom and I used to die laughing about in chat way back in the day.
Take a moment out of your life and watch all 8 minutes. This is Brady. I was speaking idiomatically. #654: Braixen |
Brady, I think I see your motivation in doing this. It's for a Klondike bar, right?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I'd punch a dude for a Klondike bar right about now.
Additional Spam: Oh, if I told you guys I was completely sober would you believe me? I mean I drank tonight so the fact that I'm so lucid should illustrate something. Additional Spam: I'M NOT PLAYIN BY WHITEY'S RULES! FELIPE NO
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GOT THAT GLOCK ON LOCKBACK
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LORD WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LORD WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LORD How ya doing, buddy? #654: Braixen |
Chapter 10, verse ELEVEN
-_- Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Brad. Brad. Listen.
Let's assume for a second you really do have these glorious ideas, right. Let's assume further that these are actually legitimate ideas, and you're not just being a dumb kid who has it all figured out! after Hey Buddy finally let you hit his stash. Let's further assume, charitably, that you're not just trolling the shit out of us. World-changing ideas don't actually change the world if you're too abrasive to get people to listen to them. That's kind of the deal. People on LF do not count, because they are to a man precisely as bugfuck overenthusiastic WON'T YOU TAKE A PAMPHLET bent over their NEW INSIGHTS as you are. You preached to the converted and called it a victory when you found takers. Not how it works, Brad. Not how it works. You have to persuade people who don't already think the way you do. That means being persuasive. That means not behaving like a manic street preacher. Okay? Okay. Now you get out there tiger, you get out there and show the world what's what We'll be here waitin' when you get too old for that shit Additional Spam: I made this post literally two minutes ago and am already regretting that I addressed you as though you are a rational actor There's nowhere I can't reach.
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