[DnD] D&D Arena Signups and Discussion

You folks still interested, or shall we wrap this up?

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Sorry about the delay. All that hullabaloo with them thar new board features got me distracted.

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Sometimes we don't post in game for 4 days, sure. But it could be worse. One of my players has been MIA from the board for at least that long. I can't even bitch at him! I feel so helpless!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Quick question: Does combat advantage apply to all attack rolls?

I'm asking because if it does, then my Dragon Breath attack also hit the rulk, since I was just 1 off from hitting on that roll.

Sorry for making the Rulk look more like the Sulk.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yes, it did.

72. 72 damage on one round. From a non-striker....

How dare you nova on my poor red hulk ._.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Your deity sends you a potion of regeneration, in recognition of your service to the cause.



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Pang, since this is the first crit ever for Cyrus, would you like to apply the effects for Storm's Embrace? If so, please specify positions for you and Smarno.



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Will flying get me over Rulk's head? If so I'll move to P21 so Ry can feel me up. If not I'll just stay put. No sense in trying to push Smarno, if anything I'd want to move him closer to Rulk.

FELIPE NO

I don't see why I'd disallow flying over its head.



Too bad I can't assess damage from falling by 5 feet.

Still, you'll need to change your move action if you want to reach the touchy-feely lizzy.

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Very well, my post is now 10% fruitier in keeping with your demands.

How ya doing, buddy?

In other news, it has come to my attention that I've misinterpreted opportunity attacks (once per any combatant-who-isn't-you's turn) as immediate actions (once in-between your turns). I shall rectify this oversight going forward!

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Originally Posted by Zergrinch

In other news, it has come to my attention that I've misinterpreted opportunity attacks (once per any combatant-who-isn't-you's turn) as immediate actions (once in-between your turns). I shall rectify this oversight going forward!

Wait, are you saying you weren't hitting us enough, or that we should have hit you more?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh, I would hardly complain if you're not hitting me enough, Ry

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Quote:

The flesh golem gingerly scoops up the goblin like a rag doll, and encases him in a protective hug. Any attack against the goblin will now have to go through him.

So, before I make my move, how does this work mechanically? Is this damage resistance or is Smarno just receiving cover from Rulk or what?

I was speaking idiomatically.

No damage resistance whatsoever, just plain old cover rules. In this case (correct me if I'm wrong) Smarno can't be targeted by melee (no adjacency) or ranged (no line of effect) attacks. Obviously, area and close attacks aren't affected.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If I may, Ry, I would suggest that the fastest way of defeating Rulk at this point may require you to use Smarno's carcass as a hand puppet while ordering Rulk to stand down. Extra points for affecting a strained falsetto when doing so.

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Wait a.... inside a body cavity?

That is not on, Zerg. That is just not on.

FELIPE NO

You're gonna have to get down and dirty if you want to retrieve Smarno's treasures hr hr hr. (I swear I didn't read what you wrote until after I finished my move.)

Also I was thinking more in terms of a chest or abdominal cavity, you imaginative person you.

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(Also, in other news I have become even more lazy than is ever thinkable. I will now experiment with Dropbox's auto-update feature, instead of manually updating the first post of the Arena thread. Point your browser at GFF D&D Arena :: Cyrus von Brandt and GFF D&D Arena :: Smothas Beegraks for up-to-date stats).

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Sorry about the delay guys. I should be able to play my turn tomorrow evening if nothing unexpected happens from now 'til then.

Also, Zerg, thank you for introducing me to Dropbox. That shit is awesome.

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Don't sweat the delay. Have no internet the past weekend. Stupid DSL craps out every time there's as much as a slight drizzle.

As for Dropbox, Pleasure's all mine. Thank YOU for the 500mb free space. I've been using it to store my Pidgin logs and config files. Works like a charm for syncing up stuff. So more space is always welcome!

If you like, we can create a Shared Folder where I can put in your Character Builder file, as well as anything that may come up (say, new books). That way it's easy access from every computer you have the program on.

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Just a heads up, I'm not completely positive that I calculated my crit damage correctly. In my character builder genereated PDF there is a square in the Flail's card that reads :

Critical +2d8

So I figured I was supposed to add that on top of the max damage I could get on a regular hit. Is that right?

With reference to the dropbox folder: It can't hurt to have everything related to the game available to everyone at all times, though I don't go into the CB much, since to do that I have to start up my GF's desktop PC, which I rarely do for any other reason.

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Yes, your calculation of the crit bonus damage is correct. Damn.

Also, where the heck in Faerun is this Danang?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It's just a minor misspelling on Ry's part, I'm sure.

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I was speaking idiomatically.

Before I decide wether I want to chase after the Rulk or not, I have two quick questions.

Whereabouts did these chunks 'O Smarno land exactly?

Was Smarno's head part of this chunk?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1. Row L thereabouts.
2. Body is completely intact. Skull's a bit smashed up though.

FELIPE NO

Zerg, How many of these orbs do I have to work with exactly?

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