I'll have a dish of pretty, please.

My mom spends a ton of time getting ready every day. I remember growing up, I'd hear her complain, "I have an appointment at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, that means I have to be up before 8!" Confused, I would ask why, as it only took 20 minutes to drive there. She spends an hour or two putting on makeup and doing other things to get ready each morning. It seems like a complete waste of her time to do that each and every day. She also always warned me, "if you ever get a girlfriend, she's gonna do this every day too."

I've never been attracted to girls that throw on the makeup, even though most guys find that pretty. I'd rather have a girl who has enough self-confidence to appreciate how she naturally is. Luckily, I have a girlfriend who spends as much time getting ready each day as I do. She showers, and spends the few mandatory minutes brushing her teeth, combing her hair, etc., and that is it. And even when she supposedly looks her worst first thing in the morning, she still has her same natural beauty that I like, and the same wonderful personality.

Jam it back in, in the dark.