Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

Lest we all forget what Rasputin's poker face looks like:

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

I actually said I'd be down for finishing the game, but I have yet to get a response.

I HAVE NO CARDS YET, HYDE

DICK MOVE

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *rollin

All right, well that'll work. At some point I'm going to need to see my hand, though.

And now that I look at the last couple of pages, I realize I don't have 8 cards after all. That means Plarom, your 8 wheat production is about to suffer. Cough it up.

How ya doing, buddy?

So, stealing from Plarom for now, and then end turn.

Man, no wonder there's already 7 pages.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Radez, if you can 2:1 brick for me for a wheat, I'll add an ore on top of it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh! Sorry, I was thinking trading could be done any time after a roll.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Affirmative.

Launch all missiles. May God have mercy on us all.

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Dice Roll *dem bones

Well that doesn't help at all!

So, with my newly acquired wheat, I'll take a dev card, and end turn.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

2 Dice Rolls DIE!

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN




This roll is void

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But you have so many cards! I already know Plarom has a bunch of ore I don't need, so I might as well take my chances with you.

I'm hoping I can find out what that steal is before I do anything else.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Aw hell, I was afraid I might do that.

Okay, it'll probably be easiest if we scrap my roll, I didn't want Raspie's smelly old brick anyway.

ORDER REMINDER:
Plarom
Radez
Skexis
Rasputin

(I didn't receive a card yet from the steal, so we should still be good)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

Aight.


Eeeugghh. Well, at least we all know who to steal from. Grain Baron, lookin' your way.

Ending Turn with that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

2 Dice Rolls a new pair of wheat

Well, sorry about the hiatus guys. Had some video card problems, and it will probably still take me until Monday or Tuesday at the latest to get my new one in.

In the meantime...

Oh, lordy-loo. Just win the game already you enterprising bastards.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Radez29

just recall the robber's sitting on that red wheat.

Ah, yes. It's sad how much gets lost in the play-by-post version.

Well, without much to show for it, I'll end turn.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Dice Roll *I'm dyin' here

Radez, Plarom, do you have any wood? I need wood. ;_;

Trading sheep for wood here!

oh god, so cockblocked right now

Guess I'll just put it on the 10 there and see what Plarom has left.

FELIPE NO

I think I'm still in the middle of stealing?

I don't know anymore ;_;

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

so.....

anybody got any wood for a brotha

I have brick and/or sheep to trade.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Honestly I have no problem with losing this game, I just figure I should make a token effort. I'm fine with rolling and seeing where lady luck takes me, though.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *treats, precious?

More treats?

No, clearly no more.

(that was just a bs roll btw, but I'll end turn)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Dice Roll *roll

Guys. I have sheep/brick coming out of every orifice. I need wood. I...I crave it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Ice Cream Princess

3-1 trade skex, if you want to give me three brick for wood. Or two brick and a sheep for wood.

I'll take it. 2 brick and a sheep for wood.

Then building road west to the port from my 6,3,8 settlement

And end turn.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Dice Roll *rollan

Blubba hubba

And then end turn doncha know

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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