BART cops shoot unarmed man - had "criminal history"

He was caught in the heat of the moment.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But all the other officers were egging him on - he had to do it!

I hear they even triple-dog dared him.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The DUH Factor™ is kinda the point.

Duh.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You make a well-thought and clearly sensible point.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What you plebes fail to realize here is that LeHah isn't just being contentious for the sake of it.

Oh no, it's that, too, but more so it's a philosophical ponderence on the entire practice of posting. What is it? Why do we feel compelled to do it? Is it out of some primitive need to feel validation by post prop? Or is it more complicated than that?

This breaks the entire field of philosophy wide open and allows it to enter the twenty-first century, a world much different from that of Descartes or Voltaire. Taking this single example and delving deeper, it's easy to see how this could pertain to the act of speaking, or even to the very act of being alive.

So take offense, laugh, diss if you will, but be aware that we're all in the presence of philosophy beyond what has ever been seen. We are truly in the shadow of a man men of the future will call our time's greatest genius. Like so many of his genius before him, though, he has been maligned and cast aside. I promise you this: He will one day get his due.

I was speaking idiomatically.