Do you have a criminal record?

With the amount of criminals in my family, I'm surprised I don't have any record. But I'm happy about that, for sure.

Some cops did come to our house at the end of last month looking for a teenage girl with my name. Apparently this girl had some altercation on a bus somewhere, and her own mother placed a temporary restraining order on her. The cops must've had pulled the wrong info, they had my name and address, but my mom's name didn't match, I'm not a teenager, and I have an alibi for that entire day.

The cops and I thought it was amusing, though. I really thought I had done something wrong somehow when the cops first came. One took a look at me after we cleared everything up and said "Yeah you don't look like a girl who would push someone out of a moving bus." O.o

Jam it back in, in the dark.