The One Shot Joke Thread.

I'll make a joke in relation to the name of the thread.

Could a one shot joke also be a joke about a bunked free-throw?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Here's a joke I just got in my e-mail. I hope you at least some of you haven't gotten it before.

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is a scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The first step is to pull out a penny from the "Both" jar. For now, let's assume it's a 1975 penny. The "1975" jar really contains pennies from 2005. And the "2005" jar is really the jar of mixed pennies. If we assume the penny I pulled out was a 2005 penny, then the "1975" jar would hold mixed pennies and the "2005" jar contains the pennies from 1975.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Thoompie

Here's a riddle wich is not very hard, but fun to solve:

There's a room with a light in it that also gives of heat. Outside the room there are 3 switches. They are all turned off. One of the switches belongs to the light in the room.
Now you have to find out which of the switches that is. You may turn on as many switches as you like, but you may enter the room the room ONLY ONCE.
(And outside you can not see the light :-P)

You know, theoretically, I could just open the door and look.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Omnislash124

Yeah, a lot of riddles are theoretically easy as long as you do something that you would do in real life, but we can just as easily change the scenario and say that the light switches is across the room from the door.

Then I'll just turn my head after opening the door. But yeah, a lot of riddles are riddled with reality gaps, just to make a person think.

I was speaking idiomatically.

A group of people discover a new process of making clothing that produces higher quality, more comfortable clothing. They patent it and begin making T-shirts named Gress, made from their initials. Over the next series of months, their product's popularity grows exponentially. The group starts a company, Gress, Inc., and begin purchasing factories and gathering employees in order to meet the demand. When the buyers demand variety, the company begins producing colored tees. They also eventuall make other types of clothing such as pants and socks. It becomes lucrative for all involved.

One day, two friends meet for the first time in a long time at a high school reunion. One discusses how he had all this wealth, had accomplished so much, but lost it due to greed. The other friend responds:

"You have nothing, but I dye Gress."

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

For number 4, I suggest taking a piece of paper and drawing a line diagonally. The two edges and the line make a triangle.

FELIPE NO