Fuck these dishes... You wash them.

Back in my apartment, I was the only one who "mass-washed" dishes. Two of my roommates would only was shit when there was nothing else to use, so I shot them in the face (I wish). My other roommate at least washed the stuff he used. Whatever, I like keeping stuff clean. I'm the only one who vacuumed and dusted around and did most of the bathroom cleaning. :/

At home, I'll wash the dishes if there's a lot and I'm at home. Lately it's been my brother doing it since he's got nothing to do while everyone else is at work or something. Often, my mom somehow does them in the early morning. It's like a superpower.

Jam it back in, in the dark.