The One Shot Joke Thread.

Might it be pressure?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Although my answer is wrong, i'll explain.

I turn polar bears white = (Higher Atmospheric pressure means slower melinin for a polar bear. Melinin is the pigment that changes colour in your skin/eyes/hair.)

and I will make you cry. = (Could be a result of peer pressure.)

I make guys have to pee = (Pressure of the bladder.)

and girls comb their hair. (Could also be a result of peer pressure.)

I make celebrities look stupid = (Celebrities could feel stressed thus leading to pressure.)

and normal people look like celebrities. = (Peer Pressure could cause this.)

I turn pancakes brown = (Pressure can cause heat and thus heat will turn the pancake brown.)

and make your champane bubble. = (A bubble is the release of air and air pressure.)

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. = (If you could squeeze say a container of pressurized gas it would explode.)

If you look at me, you'll pop. = (Could also be a result of peer pressure. Everyone staring at you could make you "pop".)

There's nowhere I can't reach.