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Mar 2009

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Mar 15, 2009, 04:29 PM
Local time: Mar 15, 2009, 10:29 PM
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There was an Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman sitting together at a pub with a friend.
The friend turned to the Englishman and said:"So, George, why are you called 'George'?"
George replied:"Because my parents are patriotic and I was born on St George's day, the patron saint of England."
"Ah right, that makes sense"., said the friend.
Then he turned to the Scotsman and said:"So, Andrew, why did your parents call you that?"
Andrew replied:"Because my parents are patriotic and I was born on St Andrew's day".
"Ah yes, very good.", the friend exclaimed.
Turning to the Welshman he asked,"So, David, why are you called 'David'?"
David said:"Well, my parents are patriotic also and I was born on St David's day."
The friend nodded sagely.
Turning to the Irishman he said:"So, Pancake...."
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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