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I hate anything that have high fructose corn syrup in it, which now a days that's almost everything that we eat. I also HATE!!! catfish and bacon, which is a sin living here in Texas.
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You hate catfish... in Texas? Jesus, son. How have you not been lynched? Man, next you'll tell me you're anti-cornbread, or anti-hush puppy. Or maybe anti-unsweet tea. They'll have your head for that. Or maybe the ultimate sin, anti-chicken fried steak with white gravy. I think they have your balls for that.
(Seriously, though. Outside of unsweet tea, nothing in Texas should be consumed by humans.)
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I'm gonna go with....dark beer. Most people seem to like it except me.
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So, I'm curious. Was it hard telling your parents that you're gay? (Don't worry. I have some Pabst Blue Ribbon here. You can drink that. Like a lady.)
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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No. Hard Pass. 
