Traffic!

I work 9-5 about 15-20 miles away from my home. I deal with both rush hour and highway traffic.

People in Massachusetts are notoriously awful drivers. You're either aggressive and speedy or you're slow and retarded. Not that slow is particularly bad in and of itself, but when you don't know the goddamn rules of the motherfucking road, you shouldn't be driving because YOU are causing the traffic jams.

I will go out of my way to avoid heavily-congested areas, but not too far out of my way. I will consider going down an exit further than I have to just to backtrack on back roads. I get extremely frustrated when I get stuck in traffic because people have no clue how to deal with shit.

The one time you never, ever, ever want to be on the highways in New England is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. You will literally be in a parking lot from Stockbridge to Boston. You have to know your way around to skirt that kind of traffic.

Jam it back in, in the dark.