Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

Just earlier tonight I realized I still haven't bought ingredients for a White Russian.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

2 Dice Rolls Black Magic

Aaaaaaw yeeeea~ I was literally just on my way home thinking, "Hm, I wonder when Catan is going to start!"

Additional Spam:
I also officially have all the makings for White Russians. Who wants one?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The 9,5,2 (brick, sheep, ore) with a road going southeast.

And the 6,3,2 (wheat, wood, sheep) with a road going southwest.

Stuck with brown, huh? I see how it is. It's ok though, I'm going to make chocolate rain down upon all your nations.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

2 Dice Rolls Chicken

::wooshes in::

YEEES. Sorry guys, my computer is still down and my Dad's laptop wasn't loading GFF for some reason.

UNTIL TODAY. How coincidental is that?

Let me just get the ball rollin', so to speak, as I'm already late for work!

You're all most important.
~

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Let me first build my first chocolaty road off of the 3/6/2 settlement, going due west.

Now, would anyone like to trade me

EITHER A BRICK OR WOOD, FOR EITHER A SHEEP OR WHEAT.

That's a sheep or a wheat, for a brick or a wood.

That's a-

Actually, I'll even throw an iron in as an option for anyone who wants to trade with me!

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll just buy a dev card, and end my turn. Sorry guys, my internet is still inconsistent and I even tried posting from my phone to no avail.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This is a dangerous game we play.

FELIPE NO

Just keep rolling those cracked dice.

I've got a date at the top of this mountain.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

2 Dice Rolls THEY SEE ME

Lets slide a new settlement on the end of my new road, between the 11, 3, and 5.

Additional Spam:
OOOOOooooo yes, that felt good.

Additional Spam:
HAY FRANK, LURKS.

How would either of you like to give me one of newly acquired bricks of yours?

I could give either one of you a wheat for your troubles. Or, I could just take it!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Damnit, guys.

I didn't really mean to sound like so much of a dick. We could have had cordial proceedings. I even refrained from making a joke about how Lurker has been sitting on so much wood.

BUT INSTEAD YOU BACK ME INTO A CORNER

I'll use my knight and slap it down on that 9 brick (belonging to Frank and Lurks, naturally). Aaaand plunder Frank's brick cities.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

SO MUCH SO, THE TURN ENDS ITSELF

Imagine, all of us, sitting at a table.

And me walking away from the table with rage.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh, great. More wood to feed Lurk's loins.

I'm telling you, this fiery vixen will be the end of us!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

WAYWHOAWHA

WHeat for a brick? Anyone want a wheat for a brick? I ask, knowing that Wheat Baron Coop is probably off making thousands of loaves of bread somewhere.

I'll also trade a sheep for a brick~

I was speaking idiomatically.

2 Dice Rolls Don't hesitate

Let me at least begin by building a road west from 5,2,9 settlement. This should make it niiice 'n safe for me to roll.

[Addition]
Alright. I'm going to build another road~ From that same 5,2,9 settlement, the road that's going southeast from it? I'd like to extend that road and continue south.

Most amazing jew boots

Oi! 88 8's this game. And no one at all has traded with me.

Even after lurker cockchopblocked me. I see how it is.

TURNIN' ON END

FELIPE NO

I was playing 'Faces of Jim Beam' the other day.

What face am I making right now?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I talked to Frank this past Friday when he just got off the plane from his trip to Iceland. I have no idea if he's made it back home yet.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Dice Roll *WaitWha-?

Ohhayhiho

Additional Spam:
I'll move the robber to the 8 wood, at the top northeastern part of the map, and take from Miss Lurker.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I was actually waiting to see what resource I get, so I could also see what cards I have, so I could then actually make a move!
NICE

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That somehow put a smile on my face.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?