HAY GUYS

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 10:01 AM

Running fairly smoothly here via GameSpot's 100k stream. Haha awesome, another ATV game for PS2. Who needs PS3 now? Another bloody ATV game!

How ya doing, buddy?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 10:22 AM

Phil is our friend, friend to all. Gran Turismo HD looks like Gran Turismo 3 Panasonic 48cm TV-D. Scooters are an awesome addition though!

How ya doing, buddy?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 10:34 AM

Hahahaha, Eye Toy card battles. Guess this confirms seven hundred Yu-Gi-Oh games at launch.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 10:40 AM

Ahaha PSone emulation. "RIIIIDGE RACER, REMEMBER THAT ONE?" Of course I don't Mr. Sony! 1995 was a long, long time ago!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 10:54 AM

Looks pretty awesome in a gigantic scripted event kinda way. =o

I was speaking idiomatically.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 11:08 AM

So is Resistance the first PS3 game to actually show gameplay? ='D

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 11:17 AM

Good job GameSpot! Black screen. Black 2 for PS3 confirmed.

FELIPE NO

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 11:25 AM

I like how he keeps saying "YES".

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 11:37 AM

Hahaha GameSpot strikes again!

"HERE'S OUR COOL DEMO, LOOK AT THE SCREEN"
*GameSpot camera guy zooms in on Ken's nose hair instead*

How ya doing, buddy?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 11:44 AM

SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS AMERICAN THAT IS BASICALLY A LARGE SPIKED DILDO IN THE ASS.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by GELB-2

Everyone's just jaded, who are you trying to kid. I can afford a PS3 easy, I know what I'm getting in November.

True, there was some crap (SONIC, UGH) but a lot of it looked interesting.

Hahaha, Sonic was driving a fucking jeep. ;__;
"GOTTA GET TO THE VIDEO STORE QUICK, OUTTA THE WAY REALITY TOOT TOOT"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Mucknuggle

I agree. Most people will go for the system with the best graphics. Graphics sell games.

I dunno. PlayStation 2 absolutely crushed both the Xbox and GameCube this/last/whatever generation, despite being the weakest out of the three. PlayStation outsold Nintendo 64. DS is outselling PSP.

Graphics = Shrugging of shoulders.

PS3 will sell well because of

- PlayStation logo
- Madden
- Square-Enix
- Insert other reasons here that I can't predict because it's not due out until November but I'm guessing it'll sell well even though it's six hundred dollars or about eight thousand dollars Australian and also I wonder what will be on the demo disc, hopefully a video of someone falling over that'd be excellent time for lunch!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by GELB-2

I hope they make a game where all you do is talk with Tiger.

"Hey Tiger, I just killed your dog."
"YES."

Hahahaha holy shit <3 <3 ='D
I would instantly rush out and try to pre-order that the day it's announced. I'd drive a jeep there, too.

Edit! Yeah Jazz, but nobody is going to care about Square-Enix's stinky sloppy seconds for those other two machines. "Dragon Qu-" "SHUT UP WHERE'S FINAL FANTASY XIII AUUUGH"

I was speaking idiomatically.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 9, 2006, 01:54 PM

Who even wants Memory Cards? They're silly outdated bullshit, just lug the PS3 around to your mates place.

"WANNA SEE THE NEW SCOOTER I UNLOCKED IN GRAN TURISMO 5?"
"DO I"
"HANG ON I'LL BE RIGHT OVE-AUGH MY SPINE"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?