Impossibly Impossible Situation: What are your priorities?

Originally Posted by Max Biggs

Remember, it's 45 degrees, that ice in the ice box is going to melt, it's really dark, your cell phone doesn't get much service and can't hold a charge, the room is pretty cramped, and you DON'T HAVE AN IPOD OMG.

First of all, that is heaven right there. Nice 'n dark and as far as temperatures go I'm at my most comfortable in the mid 40s, no cell phone to bother me, and I don't have to be bothered by those god-forsaken iPods. God, I hate even that name.

Anyway, I'd take the laptop, and I ussually have my DS on me so I'd take the PSP. I'd boot up the laptop, and it doesn't matter what they tell you, laptop manufacturers are absolutely incapable of leaving that goddamned AOL thing off and this Dell I have now is the only comp I've been able to take it off of without the thing freezing and that alone is enough to convince me that all my computers from here on will be Dells although for having to bother with all that I will never EVER get AOL. Except for this particular situation, in which I'd sign up for a quicky account and use AIM, at which point I could get ahold of whoever and tell them where I am to call for help and I'd also immediately get the time, and common sense from there would tell me the date.
From there I'd just play the DS and PSP, one until the battery dies and then switch to the other, until rescue comes. Simple situation, only real trouble being the worry as whether or not those TV dinners are Smart Ones brand with chicken, in which case I'd rather starve as Smart Ones has the most disgusting chicken.

Jam it back in, in the dark.