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 Member 14 Level 54.72 Feb 2006 |
He seems to approach sex as one would approach Ikea shelf assembly instructions:
"Insert Tab A into Slot B, allowing for room to manipulate the base." Just wait until he discovers kink! "Using a 10" pilfer grommet, rotate the hex nut counterclockwise until the chub-ended adapter is parallel to the matrix receptor. Apply the needed industrial lubricant and gently wrap the two-pronged oscillation cable around the base until the two ends firmly lock into place." Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
Member 14 Level 54.72 Feb 2006 |
Okay, now this is just dissolving into a grudge match. When people throw out the "dipshit" maneuver to gain tactical ground, the thread's pretty much over.
I'm closing this before it gets worse. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon 
