If you had a band, you would call it...

Suppose you started a new band, what would you call it:

Let hear what you have.


Videogame Coverband: "Psycho Mantis and the Time Splitters"
Emo band: "Multi-colored Shades of Grey"
Hard Rock: "Conviction Addict"
Indie Rock: "Kite Runner"

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Originally Posted by Hydelloon

Videogame Coverband: "Psycho Mantis and the Time Splitters"

That's fucking brilliant, and totally tops the one I thought of last year for a game cover band me and my friends were thinking of forming, "Last Level."

Emo band: Since the dawn of time god has frowned upon us (since the trend nowadays is to make your band name REALLY REALLY LONG)

Metal bands:
Ebola
Sludge
Regurgitate
Jesus Impaler

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I would definitely not call it "Vengeance".

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There's already a Regurgitate out there, mind you. But it's not like it's all that unique of a word so another Regurgitate wouldn't be too bad.

I would love to name a band I Am... YAKUZA!!!. It'd probably be one of those "scene bands" that play jazz chords and scream incoherently and make 30-second songs filled with 25 different riffs and drumming patterns. Something like Daughters or As the Sun Sets, probably. Or even a screamo (as in pg.99 screamo, not From First to Last "screamo") band.

I'd probably name a dance-punk band hi-fidelity! lo-fidelity! infidelity!. It just wouldn't work if it was any other type of band. At least I don't think so.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Shit... If by some miracle of the cosmos and dimensions aligned in such a way that I had musical talent and I had a quasi-successful indie rock band I would call it "Suspending Sunrise".

If we were a Spanish rock band I'd either name it "El Aparato de Juan" or "La Ciudad de La Furia" (This one isn't really original; it's my favorite song by Soda Stereo)

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Originally Posted by Schadenfreude

I would love to name a band I Am... YAKUZA!!!.

Speaking of which... Did you guys ever come up with a name for your band?

I was speaking idiomatically.

"Easier Said Than Done" I even made T-shirts T_T

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My band would be called Chocolate Mariachi. Not because it has anything to do with mariachi music but because it sounds cool. We'd probably play some obscure fusion of like ten different genres like jazz/hiphop/tango/flamenco and all play weird instruments while dancing in tap shoes.

We would occasionally cover classic songs but arrange them extremely atypically; for example perform a bossa nova rendition of Led Zeppelin's When the Levee Breaks, complete with lyrics translated into Portuguese.

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Also then we'd probably play a blues-rock rendition of Aguas De Marco just to make up for it.

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

Speaking of which... Did you guys ever come up with a name for your band?

Which "you guys" are you talking about? The band project with a few friends of mine didn't really get off the ground (they say "shit happens", but "shit" also "doesn't happen"... if you get what I mean) but I've been planning on getting some sort of band together soon with cousins and a friend of mine. That doesn't have a name yet. I would so love to name that band I Am... YAKUZA!!!

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Originally Posted by Eleo

We would occasionally cover classic songs but arrange them extremely atypically; for example perform a bossa nova rendition of Led Zeppelin's When the Levee Breaks, complete with lyrics translated into Portuguese.

This would actually be a cover of a song by Memphis Minnie, as Zeppelin's version was also a cover.

As for naming a band, I'd probably go with some obscure musical reference. I'm not really a very creative person, to be honest.

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Ok, I'm game to this:

Videogame Coverband:
Calamity from the Skies - I seriously would have my band named that if I ever did a cover band
WedNESday - Its a triple pun!

Emo band:
Four Before Six - Sounds like something typical
/b/ Not only does it have hilarity, it can also be pronounced "Slash Be Slash"
A Blind Looking-glass - Sup Alice?
The Meaningless Days - Cuz some days are pretty damm meaningless

Hard Rock/Metal:
Bish - A combination of a Bowl and a Dish.
Ix Chel - Sounded cool.
Dynamic Bass Attack! - Sounds better if you pronounce Bass as "bASS" instead of "Base"
The Devil Hanzo - Hittori would be honored.

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I could only think of several names for imaginary bands I would like to be in:

Assorted Foreign Currency would be the "indie" band I suppose. I don't know what sort of music would come out of it.

Epimetheus would be best suited for a classical ensemble.

The Oldies would be a cover band for music that was once popular in the 1950s and 1960s, sometimes taking liberties with the established songs and giving them a new interpretation.

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Originally Posted by Dark Nation

Ok, I'm game to this:

Videogame Coverband:
Calamity from the Skies
WedNESday

weNESday, teehee

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Manshaft Armada

Hair metal revivalists.

I was speaking idiomatically.

wtf, don't you abandon the other founding member of the armada! \m/

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Schizophrenic Chainsaw Squad. A metal band that explores many musical genres. Basically just so we can get away with playing anything.

How ya doing, buddy?

i've always thought that something better would be a pretty rad name for a band.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

This would actually be a cover of a song by Memphis Minnie, as Zeppelin's version was also a cover.

Too bad it wasn't cool until Led Zeppelin did it.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'd name my Radiohead-esque band Outer Heaven any time of the day!

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Originally Posted by Hydelloon

Emo band: "Multi-colored Shades of Grey"

See, that's too obvious. What you need to do is create a bubblegum-pop band and call them that. Go for the juxtaposition, it makes you seem artsy!

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'Band'

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Originally Posted by Cal

'Band'

Already Done

I was speaking idiomatically.

"The Lords of Hi-Fi"

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Orgies in the Vatican

One of my friends was looking for a band name many years ago, and it satisfied her requirement for offending a religious group and people in general. And it really happened! =0

I suppose Borgia would also work, but that sounds more like a metal band. Or Vierge Noires ('Black Virgins' -- French term for the black Virgin Mary statues and paintings of Europe).

FELIPE NO

I'm not sure what type of band to call it, but I would name a band

Avenue of Oblivion
The Anaesthetics(me and my friend actually called ourselves this...)

For Spanish Rock
Mugre

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Either I'm going for a short or a long one here. I'm moreso aiming at the type of Aphex Twin solo work type stuff than anything else, as I doubt a band would want these awful names/song names:

· Pink Bunny Fights The Devil on Crowded Transit Bus - makes for a weird image
· Emo Scorpion Fights The Archangels On City Metro - ditto
· Planet Heart-sterpiece .vs. The Chaos/Order Metro!! - do what you will with this
· Planet Heartstepiece Between The Chaos Empire And The Clockwork Sky - this one too
· Xexxhoshi S. Omega - The one I'll mostly end up with, the above ones will probably be song names. PRonounced "Kseh-koh-shi". "S." = cool initial that no-one knows what it means. Omega = end of worls and all that.
· Gravitorbox - stole it off an ecco 2 level. It sounds cool.
· Ignite! - BANG BANG

I have about 20 or so of these names in reserve for songs I guess.

In the end I want a sorta name that could mean many things and ideas, so it'd have to be an ambigious name.

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