The Bill Lumbergh Soundboard!

http://www.phydiux.com/bill_lumbergh_soundboard.cfm
Go there, get your Lumbergh on and have a great time, abuse people and generally be a corporate jackass. Almost as good as the infamous "O-face" quote. See if you can play music to the "Yeahs" that Lumbergh so liberally belts out...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

"Friday is hawaiian shirt day".

Hehe, this was awesome, actually I've always looked for something like that and now I've found it thanks to you ^.^

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Imagine some of the funny prank phone calls you could have with anyone named Peter!

Peter.
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Hello Peter.
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Whuuuut's happening?
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We uhhh lost some people this week.
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I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow.
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Wear a Haiwaiin Shirt and Jeans.
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Get yourself a flashlight and a can of pesticide.
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Did you see the memo about this?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The wonderful thing about Lumbergh is the fact that he doesn't have much emotion. When he's irritated, he just raises his voice, he doesn't change tone or anything. I just wonder what yeahs he used in the answering machine scene.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I imagine him screwing a chick drinking coffee when I hear those.

*shudders*

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Heh, I know this good named Peter who everyone seems to make fun of, so I might just decide to give him a call and use this soundboard. Pretty funny stuff.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Lukage

I imagine him screwing a chick drinking coffee when I hear those.

*shudders*

Just watch the movie to see how Peter's nighmare turns that into a reality (though I don't think he was holding coffee).

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Originally Posted by www.sega.co.jp

Just watch the movie to see how Peter's nighmare turns that into a reality (though I don't think he was holding coffee).

Yeah he had the coffee.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Lukage

Yeah he had the coffee.

Which is how I imagine all upper management people having sex. Professional while drinking coffee. No manager can muster the engery to burn more than two calories without having caffine.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by www.sega.co.jp

Which is how I imagine all upper management people having sex. Professional while drinking coffee. No manager can muster the engery to burn more than two calories without having caffine.

So he needs to drink between every sentence and savoir the moments.

We're on to something.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Why else do you think he talks so slowly. He needs to have a slow metabolism and pulse to prevent having a heart-attack from all the crap Peter throws at him.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I always thought Gary Cole's character in Office Space was hilarious, however, it just doesn't seem as funny on soundboard form for some reason. I think his body language and apperance helped to make his lines so memebrable.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Kaleb.G

I always thought Gary Cole's character in Office Space was hilarious, however, it just doesn't seem as funny on soundboard form for some reason. I think his body language and apperance helped to make his lines so memebrable.

Which is why the soundboard needs the video to complement it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That was so awesome, I played around with it for a while, but sometimes it wouldn't play anything.

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Originally Posted by masamune_3

That was so awesome, I played around with it for a while, but sometimes it wouldn't play anything.

Maybe you pressed the buttons too fast.
Why did was this film so overlooked back when it came out?

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