[News] Anna Nicole Smith dead at 39

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...ses/index.html
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17050167/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,250974,00.html

Apparently she just dropped dead. Wow.

Poor woman. Her life hasn't been that fun the last several months. She was working on turning her life around, TrimSpa-ing herself down. Sad and shocking.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Crazy.
For a second, I thought this was a joke. I wonder what happened...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

What. The. Heck. First her son drops dead mysteriously, now she drops dead mysteriously?

Mysterious.

How ya doing, buddy?

I was thinking the same thing, Drex. I don't know, but if one of my children died, I would probably not be far behind them. This is really sad.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I kinda of feel bad, no matter how much people hated this classic dumb blonde.

Marrying an ancient, half-dead millionaire for money caught up with her eventually, karma-wise.

Sad, sad, sad. The son dies and then the mother dies - both in odd conditions. Who is left to care for the baby she recently had? I can understand her grief for her son, but damn. This is just too weird. And terrifically....depressing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

If this was a drama series, I'd say that her lawyer that she just got hitched to offed the main heir of her money, then offed her. Luckily this isn't a drama, and hopefully there wasn't any foul play involved. The lawyer/husband is supposedly the baby's father, so hopefully he takes responsibility of her now.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...ses/index.html

Quote:

Reality TV star and former model Anna Nicole Smith was pronounced dead Thursday after being taken to a Florida hospital after being found unconscious in her hotel room, a law enforcement source with knowledge of the case told CNN.

Smith, 39, collapsed at a south Florida hotel and was taken to a local hospital, according to news reports.

TMZ.com had reported that Smith collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida, and was rushed to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood just after 2 p.m. ET.

According to reports, Smith was found unresponsive in her hotel room.

And now people are weeping, for more than one reason.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Drex

The lawyer/husband is supposedly the baby's father, so hopefully he takes responsibility of her now.

Wait. Those two are/were MARRIED? 'Cause when she had that show, it wasn't clear whether or not she was banging him, but it looked pretty clear she was doing the lawyer AND the purple-haired dyke.

But they got MARRIED?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

AtW (according to Wikipedia):

Quote:

On September 28, 2006, Smith and Howard K. Stern exchanged vows and rings in an informal "commitment ceremony" aboard the 41-foot catamaran Margaritaville off the coast of the Bahamas. She wore a white dress and carried a bouquet of red roses, while he wore a black dress suit with white shirt. Although they pledged their love and made a commitment to be there for one another before a Baptist minister, no marriage certificate was issued and the ceremony is not legally binding.

So that will be an interesting lawsuit.

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I believe they got married shortly after the birth of the baby, and Anna Nicole refused to get the parentage of the baby checked, despite allegations from some other guy that he was the father. I'm not sure; it was very messy and I was only following it because I wanted to know what the eventual verdict was on her son's death. =/

EDIT: So if Wikipedia is right, then this is REALLY messy. Oi.

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I thought this was a joke at first too.

That's crazy. Out-of-the-blue~

Oh well.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Vestin

Oh well.

Essentially the feeling of everyone on Earth upon hearing this news.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What the hell? As much as I didn't respect her, I did feel sorry for her after all she went through recently.

Poor woman. And poor kid. Now there's a baby left with no mother.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I kinda of feel bad, no matter how much people hated this classic dumb blonde.

Marrying an ancient, half-dead millionaire for money caught up with her eventually, karma-wise.

Sad, sad, sad. The son dies and then the mother dies - both in odd conditions. Who is left to care for the baby she recently had? I can understand her grief for her son, but damn. This is just too weird. And terrifically....depressing.

Yeah, I feel about the same. I wasn't a big fan of her and honestly found everything that was Anna Nicole Smith annoying. But damn, I can't help but feel sad about this shocking news.

At the same time, wasn't it revealed that her son was taking drugs or something EXTREME shortly before his death? I can't remember if I read that on the cover of a tabloid or on the news.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm sorry, but some people I just can't seem to mourn the death over their unfortunate end. Despite family problems this last year or two, I lost respect for her and don't really feel *that* bad. :\

FELIPE NO

http://annanicolesmith.justgotowned.com/

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She basically stole money from an old man's family. People that would have deserved it more than her (actually, I don't know if they were good people or not, but it seems like it would be put to better use with his family).

Shit's karma.

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I'll always remember her gargantuan gelatinous funbags in Skyscraper.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

I'll always remember her gargantuan gelatinous funbags in Skyscraper.

CNN is showing vid of her and almost every one of them features her boobs spilling out of a dress.

I'm betting an embolism may have been involved here.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

getting word that there was a press conference that it was a drug OD... no big surprise there either.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

When I image googled her name, the first result was a picture of her and the caption for the picture was "Anna Nicole Smith feels good" >.>

Wow, I just wonder if any foul play was involved, as Drex said, it was all very mysterious. I can't say I really did like her or didn't like her, she was just one of those people who you kinda just went "meh" about... but oh well.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Even more peculiar is a lawsuit that was filed against Anna Nicole and TrimSpa, a couple days ago. The amount being sought wasn't revealed, but the lawsuit was filed in L.A. County court and alleges that TrimSpa is a fraudulent product.

Now Anna Nicole is dead, possibly from an overdose of an unidentified drug?

Bizarre.

http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1170756162313

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I didn't see this coming, kind of a shock. I guess the stress of all that has happened just recently got to her, or maybe she just had enough and decided to end it all. Kinda sucks for her kid, who is going to look after her/him now?

How ya doing, buddy?

Whoa. Just whoa. Truly unexpected.

Is it truly the high fever that offed her?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Even more peculiar is a lawsuit that was filed against Anna Nicole and TrimSpa, a couple days ago. The amount being sought wasn't revealed, but the lawsuit was filed in L.A. County court and alleges that TrimSpa is a fraudulent product.

Maybe her death is fake and its just a marketting campaign for GrimSpa.


Also her wiki is getting vandalized so bad

(Reverted 1 edit by TheSPICYcabbage identified as vandalism to last revision made by Skatepunk dot net.)
SHE DIED CUZ SHE FUCKED TOO MANY NIGGERS AND GOT EVERY FUCKING POSSIBLE DISEASE POSSIBLE. FUCKING SLUT!

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