Genital Related Injuries

Seriously, I'm not making this to intentionally become some dirty, filthy, bad thread, but I don't want to send this to the Sewers and condemn it to that fate from the get-go.

Has anyone ever had any particularly painful crotchular injuries?

I once volunteered to play baseball with some little kids and some hot shot with a real baseball happened to throw a fastball. I mean I still praise Allah that it was just a little kid but it was a real baseball. Those things hurt. If I didn't know any better, that thing drew blood.

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my friend thought it was funny to kick me in the crotch as hard as he could once. I was on the ground rolling around for 10-15 minutes before he finally apologized while all my other friends laughed. It was before school too about 8:00 while I was still tired.

Oh, I don't think this thread will remain here much longer...

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I hope you retaliated. There's never an excuse to hit someone in the nuts.

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Why, it's fun.

No real injuries here, but my willy sometimes got a bit bloody from excessive dry masturbation. Wasn't a pretty sight... nor a pleasant feeling.

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Originally Posted by Eleo

I hope you retaliated. There's never an excuse to hit someone in the nuts.

well by the time I recovered I already calmed down but I pissed him off alot the rest of the week, just being annoying

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We were playing Rugby once, and of course we were wearing metal/plastic studed boots, and basically during play when my friend got tackled to the floor, he had to release the ball, we get down and lock into a scrum to drive the oppostion towards the touchline while he's still on the floor so we have to step over him but one of the players stomped on his nutsack, needless to say he had to goto the emergeny ward after that.

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Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

We were playing Rugby once, and of course we were wearing metal/plastic studed boots, and basically during play when my friend got tackled to the floor, he had to release the ball, we get down and lock into a scrum to drive the oppostion towards the touchline while he's still on the floor so we have to step over him but one of the players stomped on his nutsack, needless to say he had to goto the emergeny ward after that.

OUCH!!!

No wonder some people say that Rugby can kick Football's butt (then again I've never seen an actual Rugby match). Then again, there are the cletes...ok, new change in subject.

I'm not sure if you want to include women since the title says genital but the first post says crotchular, so I'll keep my post here:

Spoiler:

When I was a little girl, I was giving myself a bath when I accidentally wiped a certain area a little too hard, causing the washcloth to scratch the area and causing it to bleed a whole lot. I was screaming the whole time and my mom had to use petrolium jelly. It's odd b/c right when I felt it scratch, the Looney Tunes theme song began to run through my head.

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Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

...but one of the players stomped on his nutsack, needless to say he had to goto the emergeny ward after that.

Oh, that is just wrong.

Since it's always good to know, did he get back at the nutstomper?

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Nobody confessed, but I think it was more a matter of the person not realising that he did it, rather than him keeping silent. Besides we all thought it was an opposition player who trod on his nutsack during the drive rather than one of us, but we never saw any of the opposition again anyway.

He was in pain for a few days but luckily they didn't have to amputate .

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Originally Posted by Visavi

...the Looney Tunes theme song began to run through my head.

Nasty story. But you might agree that the thought of you flinching every time when the theme was played somewhere in earshot during later years is somewhat amusing.

So far I've managed to keep my sacred parts intact but I used to work in the urological ambulance of a larger hospital. The things you see or hear there are ... well, some are sad and depressing (like probably every department that treats cancer patients) but other are just hilarious. Some nutjob actually built himself a pipe bomb and it happened to go off and you know, smoke his pipe.

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Originally Posted by Cyrus XIII

Nasty story. But you might agree that the thought of you flinching every time when the theme was played somewhere in earshot during later years is somewhat amusing.

So far I've managed to keep my sacred parts intact but I used to work in the urological ambulance of a larger hospital. The things you see or hear there are ... well, some are sad and depressing (like probably every department that treats cancer patients) but other are just hilarious. Some nutjob actually built himself a pipe bomb and it happened to go off and you know, smoke his pipe.

It is amusing, plus I was so little that I don't flinch as much as I used to, but it does bring back the memory. While I do agree that pipe bomb incident must have been painful, it may have been justice at work depending on why he was building a pipe bomb.

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The only time I ever injured myself...um, there...was one day after school in sixth grade. I was for some reason walking around a tree when I slipped and fell. My crotch landed right on an exposed sprinkler head. It turned an ugly dark shade of purple, but like a fool I didn't tell anybody; I just walked into an air conditioned classroom, and sat down until it was time to go home.

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Didn't anybody ever land on the bar of a 10-speed bike wrong? That used to happen to me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

A friend of mine once tried to do a little stunt off his bike. He hit a little dirt ramp and intended to so some funny-looking move like that of a jumping jack, off the bike. Well, it didn't go very well because he landed that way on the rear tire. I felt bad for him, but I couldn't help but laugh at the time.

Another friend of mine was playing racquetball one time, squatting a little while he faced the wall waiting for the ball return. Unfortunately, he wasn't watching just where the ball was coming behind him, and he got "back-doored" by a fast one. Ow.

EDIT: Yes, it is possible to get hit in the nuts from behind.

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Got one that'll make you whince right here =(

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Originally Posted by OnlyJedi

The only time I ever injured myself...um, there...was one day after school in sixth grade. I was for some reason walking around a tree when I slipped and fell. My crotch landed right on an exposed sprinkler head. It turned an ugly dark shade of purple, but like a fool I didn't tell anybody; I just walked into an air conditioned classroom, and sat down until it was time to go home.

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Nothing's ever happened to me . . . but once in Tae Kwon Do, this guy got a really powerful turning kick to the nuts. Very very painful . . . the guy was on the ground for 10 minutes and then had to go to the sports clinic . . .

Another time, my friend was fencing with another guy. She thrusted and the guy parried . . . unfortunately, the guy parried the damn foil downwards right into his balls. Most painful thing I've ever heard of in my life.

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Originally Posted by GELB-1

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Man Getting Hit By Football.

This really happened to me. Some of my friends were throwing around a football. I was talking to someone, and BAM. Out of nowhere it hits me in the groin.

I was in blind pain.

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I don't know if this is considered an injury, however, when you get poison ivy oil on your hands, wherever you touch gets the rash. I somehow got it all over my genitals when I went to the bathroom. Mind you, I'm very allergic to poison ivy.

It itched so bad it was painful.

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No, and I cringe at the thought of it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

... Good gawd! You know, after reading this thread, getting kicked in the balls every day for a month doesn't seem that bad.

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Originally Posted by Gechmir

Got one that'll make you whince right here =(

Ohh god!! lol'ed. It wouldn't be as funny if the guy wasn't overweight. Why is it so fun to laugh at fat people. Let's talk about that instead!

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Thankfully nothing bad happened to me personally. However, I remember one training session, two junior highschool kids were sparring and getting a little overexcited and out of control. One of them launched a front kick that hit the other kid square in the nuts. He dropped like a stone... It was later confirmed that he had SPLIT his left testicle.

Actually, now that I think about it, I haven't seen that kid since

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Originally Posted by Kung Fu Hamster

... Good gawd! You know, after reading this thread, getting kicked in the balls every day for a month doesn't seem that bad.

LOL, that used to happen to my ex-boyfriend. His little sister would constantly try to kick him in that region. I felt sorry for him when we were together b/c he wasn't doing anything to provoke it from her. Now that I know how badly he betrayed me, I wish now that those kicks had actually hit.

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