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Go go speed racer!
So those with the leadfutitis, what has been the most expensive speeding ticket you have ever been charged with and was it the only one you have ever recieved (give a # plz!)? Then again maybe you're a old granny driver, never breaking 25mph...
Do tell either way. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() "In a somewhat related statement. Hugging fat people is soft and comfy. <3" - Jan "Jesus, Gumby. You just...came up with that off the top of your head?" - Alice |
Leadfutitis?
![]() There's a difference between never breaking the speed limit and never getting caught. I seem to be quite decent at the latter. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I got caught for doing 95 in a 65 zone. It was on a highway. Stupid highways and their low ass speed limits. The fine was like $250 or something.
I do like to speed, however I don't go about it recklessly. Of course saying the number sounds bad, but within context (traffic was very light and there were plenty of straight aways) it is ok. How ya doing, buddy? |
Hrm... I've never been caught speeding - mind you I don't drive very much at all (once a month... maybe?)
But one of my friends was doing at least 100kph over, got a cop to follow him home, and he only got a warning, because the cop didn't have a radar gun to proove the speed :P (At least that's the story he told, but the kid never gets tickets, he always gets off with warnings - I've been in the car with him on a couple of times, and so have some of my friends, and he always just gets warnings!) I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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What kind of moron gets caught speeding all the time?
I was speaking idiomatically. |
I've never been caught, but I think the fastest I've gone was 112mph in a 55mph speed limit zone.
Normally though I go about 7-10mph over, and just 5mph in or near towns, unless I know the cops there are anal, then I lock in the cruise control exactly at the speed limit. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO ![]() |
^___^:Lead-foot-itus, you know goes really fast all the time? so I made it up, sue me. The fastest I've ever gone was 115mph in a 45 zone, I did it just to see what the top end of my car was. Figured out it was governed at that speed :/ Luckily that part of town has almost no cops in it, so I avoided any problems. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() "In a somewhat related statement. Hugging fat people is soft and comfy. <3" - Jan "Jesus, Gumby. You just...came up with that off the top of your head?" - Alice |
I speed a lot, whether it's local or on highway, but I have never been caught yet. For example, usually on a local street/road, I drive maybe 10-20 mph over the speed limit. On highway, the highest I've gone on a regular 70 mph limit was 100... But usually I'd slow down right away if I reached 100... I just slow down to 90, lol.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
But if someone's always going 25km/h+ over the limit, then I really have no other word but "stupid" to describe that. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Given the points system in effect in the UK you'd have to be pretty foolish to go out speeding after being caught. That said, I've never been caught, though that's probably because I try to keep my speed in relative terms to everyone else. It's the people who are speeding and stand out that are going to get in the shit.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I've not gotten pulled over so far in my short driving career, but I did drive with my dad's friend on the parkway at nearly 150 MPH. In a Bentley Continental GT. It didn't even feel like we were going too fast, either. That car is rock solid (and 6000 pounds!).
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |
I always drive about 80-90 mph on the freeway and I have yet to get a speeding ticket. A bi-directional radar detector helps a lot too since it let's you know when the Five-O is looking at you. To be quite honest though, I'm surprised that in 12 years of driving (one of those years without a license and another year without tags) the only tickets I've ever gotten are 2 parking tickets when I was in college and getting pulled over for a broken tail light. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Good Chocobo |
Because you are being reckless and you owe it to society to be driving with more caution!
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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OK Mom... Now can you give me a FEASIBLE explanation? Or am I gonna get the MADD rant now?
FELIPE NO |
Good Chocobo |
You might have been lucky but others with the same mindset have killed themselves and others driving at absurd speeds. Isn't that a FEASIBLE enough explanation for you?
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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80 mph is an absurd speed? Holy malarkie you're right! I'm a terrible person and I deserve years of repenting in a rape-me-in-the-shower prison.
Tell you what. Since you opened my eyes, I'm going to add a clause to my will that gives you my Ferrari when I die. Only if I have a Ferrari and die at ABSURD SPEEDS of 80 mph. No more, no less. Othewise, the clause if void. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I've gotten one ticket ($600 ticket ![]()
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() "In a somewhat related statement. Hugging fat people is soft and comfy. <3" - Jan "Jesus, Gumby. You just...came up with that off the top of your head?" - Alice |
You guys just need to make better use of your radar detectors. I'm also not denying that I'll probably get caught, I'm just saying that I'm going for the record to see how long I can go WITHOUT it.
![]() This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
![]() I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I have yet to get a speeding ticket (Thank God). I usually stay pretty close to the speed limit because I am that afraid of getting caught.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Good Chocobo |
That's good Vivi. You gotta know when to swing around the spectrum of boldness and caution. The road is no place to try and be bold.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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No speeding ticket for me yet. I'm too good for the cops. Depending on my mood when I'm driving, sometimes I go over the limit, but never in areas I know where the pigs like to catch drivers (and the bloody 40km/h school zones - fuck that).
I live like 300m from a police station. So yeah, I don't speed in my area. FELIPE NO |
lol Encephalon, let us know when that time comes that you have to fork out hundreds to pay off a fine
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You guys will probably have grandkids when that happens.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |