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Sir VG · Local time: Sep 3, 2006, 10:56 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....m=330024355336

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After a recent clean up of our solar system the IAU has realized we no longer need Pluto. We have 1 planet, Pluto for sale. This icy planet would look great on any mantel piece, or a perfect center piece for any room, a great conversation starter.
The planet is in near mint condition although nasa has a spacecraft on a crash course with the planet, we leave this problem up to the buyer. Please note the moons are not included in this auction.

As the IAU no longer recognizes Pluto as a planet, we unfortunately cannot accept returns

We have not been able to find a courier that travels far enough to pick up the planet, so the winner will have to arrange for pick up.

The seller accepts no responsibility for any damage to the solar system or its inhabitants after the removal of Pluto from its orbit.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Maico · Local time: Sep 3, 2006, 10:17 PM

Did you save the original listing aside from the text? Did they have pictures, because all you see now is this:

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Vestin · Local time: Sep 3, 2006, 11:40 PM

It wasn't a very funny idea to begin with.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Lazyguy · Local time: Sep 4, 2006, 04:32 AM

I think the idea of having your own planet is pretty cool although you could only visit on weekends or for a summer vacation.

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Mojougwe · Sep 4, 2006, 02:40 PM

Visit my very own planet on weekends or vacation times only? Are you INSANE? If I had money to afford a planet, I'd build my own electric company and fuel my gaming crave.
Of course, some conveinience stuff for living, like food. But I'd practically live on that planet..

I was speaking idiomatically.

Kimchi · Sep 8, 2006, 06:19 PM

Well, Pluto doesn't count as Planet any more. What a corny joke.

How ya doing, buddy?

ctu · Sep 10, 2006, 02:01 PM

I would love to own a planet, but I think i would need one closer because i would not be able to visit as often as I wanted to

Originally Posted by Taegueki

Well, Pluto doesn't count as Planet any more. What a corny joke.

when and why did that happen?

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Bloggs · Local time: Sep 11, 2006, 08:47 PM

Pluto isn't a planet anymore, I would've been interested in buying it otherwise.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

captain_eddy · Local time: Sep 11, 2006, 11:08 PM

I think about a month or two ago, a bunch of astromical scientists dicided it isn't a plannet but a dwarf planet (don't know if this is the right name in english but that is what they call it in dutch)

Jam it back in, in the dark.