New Feature: Automated Signature Checker

I have just installed a new hack that checks your signature to make sure it follows the rules before being submitted. This should cause a ton of less work for the sig police. All they have to worry about now are non-worksafe images since it obviously can't check that.

Go ahead and try. ='D

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What happens if we do break it? =( Do we get a prize? <3

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Whats the penalty?

Or did you install a new filesize block thing like whats on the avatar upload?

ANSWERS.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Just try it please.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No thanks. I think I'll pass. I am terrified Styphon is behind this, and its a TRICK to get Sass BANNED on April Fools Day.

YOU try it. Take screenshots, k? <3

I was speaking idiomatically.

Have I won the door prize?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Styphon got me once. He can get me again =d I shall play guinea pig~ (or not if this is posted too late)

Double Post:
NOES

BEET'N.

I demand translation, Infernal~~

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It's only turned on for regular users, Infernal.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Bigblah

It's only turned on for regular users, Infernal.

Can someone please explain whats going on?

I am too chickenshit to try this. You guys are all out to get me. ;_;

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This thread has nothing to do with April 1st.

Aimed at sassu.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

My guess is that if you try slapping on an oversized pic, the sig change thing will go "NO WAY LOL".

But Mods/etc are above this penalty of sorts. The sig police are no more...? ;__; There shall be riots!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey what do you guys see when you try submiting a sig that breaks the rules? =o

Can someone take a screenshot?

Double Post:
Also what if people are using Chocosig which defies the rules somehow with its 75kb max size?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

All it says is:

Quote:

Your signature image(s) are too large. The maximum dimensions are 550w x 300h in pixels and the maximum filesize is 50.0 KB.

Man. I was looking forward to some WITTY IMAGE or something. It just says HEY. NO.

I am appreciative nonetheless. NO MORE POLICING. I bet you guys were getting sick of those reports, huh? ^_^

I was speaking idiomatically.

And can we for the love of god remove "Double Post" and return it to "Additional Post"? It looks retarded.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It just simply won't let you. You will be redirected to the page and it tells you the rule you broke. You know, if you had too many pics, too many lines of text, etc. You can't get banned because it really won'y let you break any rules unless you put pornography in your sig or something. I guess this wasn't supposed to be a joke thread, but it's just saying that the sigs mod themselves? I guess this is a new thing for GFF.

EDIT: Crap, Sass beat me to it as I was typing. </3 </3 </3

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I was just using you guys to further test this. I'll edit the thread now that I'm sure it is in good working order.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

All it says is:


Man. I was looking forward to some WITTY IMAGE or something. It just says HEY. NO.

Sorry sassu. I'd probably have to go through all that code I just installed to find where I could edit that text. For now I was just making sure it actually worked.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

My question still hasn't been answered. Really, 75kb sig limit would be cool. I think bobo was on to something with his chocosig. *hint hint*

Jam it back in, in the dark.

u guys need betr sig rules i wanted to make mine 600 by 600 to get all the max i mum HD shit and stuff in in it butI coudln'ta nd failed anyway my sigs the best anyway

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

My question still hasn't been answered. Really, 75kb sig limit would be cool. I think bobo was on to something with his chocosig. *hint hint*

Quoted for truth.

I also like how since I am following the 75k limit, my sig is thus not checked and has beaten your system of checking.

What's my prize.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

HEY WHERED MY SIG GO? IT FOLLOWED THE RULES IT WAS JSUT A LITTLE BIT OVER 50KB!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It went to the same place your brain did.

I was speaking idiomatically.

WHAT ARGH I AHTE YOU U R MY ENEMY NOW SIR VG!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow, we should seriously get rid of this.

I mean, it's the most backasswards thing ever made.

You can be following the rules and it'll bitch at you.

Can we just up the limit to 75k and be problem solved.

FELIPE NO

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WHAT ARGH I AHTE YOU U R MY ENEMY NOW SIR VG!

Tell me something I haven't heard before.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You're talking to an April Fool's joke account.

Are you stupid or what.

Oh, wait.

Jam it back in, in the dark.