I suck, but so what!

Do you have something you love to do, whatever it may be, that may bring you joy and fulfillment, but that you are truly horrible at?

I love to sing. I sing pretty much whenever I can but, despite the happiness it brings me, my voice could peel paint off the walls, cause dogs to howl, and make grown men cry. This is no exaggeration. I've had people close to me find it endearing that I sing despite how awful I am, but others just plug their ears or crank up whatever song I am currently singing to.

Come on, what is it you love to do that others may wish you'd give up?

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Well, I really love to go bowling. It's so fun! xD

I'm not horrible at it on a consistent level, but damn when I'm bad at bowling...I'm bad at bowling. The bad-bowling-days to good-bowling-days ratio is probably something along the lines of 5:1.

Still, even when I suck at bowling, and I'm well aware of it. I can't help but have fun while grabbing those bowling balls and sucking! (lol gay joke)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Lol @ Gay joke and I suck at alot of things that I enjoy, but I just do them anyways, mostly cause its my own way of commiting self harm.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Care to specify some of those things or should I just delete your post for being, you know, just spam?

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I SUCK at cooking but I love it.

I think the most joyful little things in life are the things that I don't have to think about but can be free to experience without overanalyzing, like cooking. I enjoy that every dish turns out different but I don't think its as fun when recipes remain unchanging. That is, when the capability for creativity remains static. That isn't interesting to me. This applies to far more than just cooking. I prefer to experiment and tinker and sometimes that requires to just go with the flow.

I enjoy doing cooking because its challenging. When the challenge goes, so does half the fun!

I was speaking idiomatically.

I also like cooking, but I don't think I'm very good at it. (I can cook for my own and such)

I think my problem is that I'm just not a very picky eater, and I LOVE spices. So, when I cook (usually without a recipe, though sometimes I use ones I find on the internet), I don't mind if something is too salty or over-seasoned. Others who try out my food do though ;_;

However, if I have a recipe, the dish isn't so bad...usually.

I also like tricking and climbing (only do it occasionally, I gotta find others who like it too~), but I'm not in good enough shape to do the extreme stuff. I don't think I'm terrible at them but I bet people who watch would want me to stop, simply to prevent me breaking my neck or something...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm terrible at singing, and shooting games of all kinds. With regards to singing, it sounds great to me, but other people tell me that I'm frequently off key by some substantial margin. I don't even care, that would be someone else's problem and not mine. With regards to shooting games, it doesn't matter if they are the FPS kind, or those Japanese "bullet hell" shooters. Generally I'm below average in skill level. My reflexes just aren't fast enough. I have become accustomed over the years to not playing those kind of games around others.

FELIPE NO

I suck at drawing but love using art programs like Photoshop. Everytime I try to draw something from scratch it goes abstract. ;_;

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I'm pretty sure I suck at singing, but I can't be sure since nobody's heard me do it

My friend Matt and I would sing Chili Peppers in the car, and he'd tell me how people really thought he was a great singer, but he honestly had one of the worst singing voices I'd ever heard. He butchered the Peppers

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I love to play Monopoly with people even thought I never win. Every version, no matter who I play with I never win, yet I love the game. My mom used to buy new versions of the game every year, but she stopped because everyone else was beating me. Kind of pathetic that of all the more complicated board games out there, I cant win at this one.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I always tap my fingers, mostly without noticing.. It gets everybody around me mad. I've been doing it since 6th grade. Can't say I would mind stopping though.

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My mom is probably the worst whistler in the entire world, but she does it all the time. She has zero tonal range, no rhythm, and no real structure to what she whistles. It gets kind of annoying sometimes.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm absolutely horrible at drawing. Each time I attempt to draw something, it always ends up unpreportional somewhere, therefore making my attempt a failure. I have a serious passion for it, and many ideas to boot, but absolutely no skill to back it all up.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm pretty sure I'm terrible at sex.

And sex is good.

How ya doing, buddy?

OK... As far as thing I LOVE to do that I KNOW I'm pretty bad at: Whitewater rafting.

Rafting is a fucking chore, let me tell you. You get in a raft and you're propelled down a deathly-swift water channel with only a paddle that you can use to ATTEMPT to steer your ass down a proper path so as to NOT kill yourself and I can't count the number of times I've fallen out of a raft, gotten banged up by the time I reach it and get back on only to fall off again because I can't maintain my balance on a fucking rubber boat when it's bouncing like we're hitting boulders. (literally)

Yet... For some ungodly reason (which is beyond me) every time we finish a ride, I always want to drink a beer to replenish any liquids lost on the way down, drive back to the source and do it all over again. I love the river that much.

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I love to be funny. I love making jokes. I get a kick out of turning everything I do into a joke. Unfortuneatly I am horrible at it. But I've never let that stop me from attempting. I also suck at drawing, and yet I love to draw stuff. I draw tons of stuff but they never turn out that great.

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CHESS. Holy christ.

Okay, I know the moves, I know the pieces, I know ALL the stuff required to play it. But shit, I plan *reeeaaally* far ahead and end up shooting myself in the foot. I once got beaten in just a couple moves ;-( But I absolutely LOVE the game.

A few of my plans have panned out though. Once I was playing a dude who was one of the better folks I knew. He had his king back in a corner with a rook and a pawn forming a wall from the front. He had, like, almost ALL of his pieces and I was down to just a handful. I moved my rook around to act like I was trying to stop a potential check move that he was setting up, but then just as he was a move away from check-mate, I moved the rook again once he made an opening and trapped the king behind his wall. Check and mate =D

My opponent didn't talk to me for about a week after that =( I guess it was embarrassing to lose to me, given his skill...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I suck at drinking, but so what? I continue to follow my heart (as opposed to my liver) and knock back shots of Jack and Jose. Despite my dislike for the porcelain Goddess I am an avid churchgoer, thanks partly to the fact that I'm unable to refuse a well mixed Manhatten. Nevermind my misgivings about how I'll get home, that won't stop me from ordering a round of whatever's on draft.

I'm fully aware of how stupid and silly the devil's water makes me, but I keep going back for more. Whether it's in a dive or with a diva, if you promise to meet me there the first round is on me.


But that's really nothing. What's so amazing is that I do it so much, but I am still so damn bad at it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Fresh Frank

But that's really nothing. What's so amazing is that I do it so much, but I am still so damn bad at it.

Practice makes perfect.

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Drawing/doodling. I can barely draw a stick figure yet I still keep trying. I guess it's partly because I see other peoples' art and really wish I could be half as good as them. Or I just get bored in class a lot. Whichever.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Playing musical instruments, or at least the keyboard/piano. I have no talent for it whatsoever apart from being able to play a few songs by ear. Come to think of it I'm not even sure why we own a keyboard to begin with or why I started playing it, but it's something I like to do every now and then when I'm bored.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I love playing DDR. :3 Although I was never too good with it, its just something that I really enjoy doing from time to times.

FELIPE NO

I like playing the guitar I have a lot, but of course I'm really no good at it trying to go note by note in the hopes that piano skills will instantly carry over with enough self-discipline.

I also like to try comforting others when a situation has gone awry or not as planned, but I never really have the right consolation for people. I usually end up saying something cliche, something that's already obvious, or something that's a minor consolation. Fortunately, I'm not bad at it in the sense that I say completely the wrong thing, while having only good intentions in mind.

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Originally Posted by randumb

I always tap my fingers, mostly without noticing.. It gets everybody around me mad. I've been doing it since 6th grade. Can't say I would mind stopping though.

How do you suck at tapping your fingers? Are you out of rhythm or something?

I suck at drawing--which seems to be the central theme here. I don't care. I doodle all over the place. Besides, I've found other ways to be creative....(and there's nothing wrong with abstracts, Guest...)

I would love to take more art classes, but time and money aren't available at the moment.

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