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Halo Suit I want one.
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Old Mar 28, 2007, 05:35 PM Local time: Mar 28, 2007, 04:35 PM #1 of 31
Halo Suit I want one.

Popular science had a story on this guy way back when his suit was a bulky hulk of a thing. I want one.

http://www.hamiltonspectator.com/NAS...=1014656511815

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Old Mar 28, 2007, 05:40 PM Local time: Mar 28, 2007, 10:40 PM #2 of 31
This guy already went out of business, and had to sell his prototype suit on eBay because no organisation was interested in it. He spent thousands on it and now has a big hole in his pocket.

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Old Mar 28, 2007, 05:41 PM Local time: Mar 28, 2007, 04:41 PM #3 of 31
Very nifty stuff and all, but this line really made me raise my brows =I
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Dangling between the legs, that would be a clock.


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Old Mar 28, 2007, 05:54 PM #4 of 31
Heh, I remember this guy. Scott Ramsoomair over at VG Cats posted a video interview from the same source and day back in January. The suit itself looks pretty nifty, but too flashy to be taken seriously. That crotch clock doesn't really help its credibility either.

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Old Mar 28, 2007, 06:34 PM Local time: Mar 28, 2007, 04:34 PM #5 of 31
Very nifty stuff and all, but this line really made me raise my brows =I
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Dangling between the legs, that would be a clock.
I'm sure that's a typo. Just remove the "L".

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Mar 28, 2007, 06:48 PM Local time: Mar 28, 2007, 05:48 PM #6 of 31
CROTCH CLOCK

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Mar 28, 2007, 07:40 PM #7 of 31
Oh man! Straight from my hometown too! =0
Of all places, looks like there's giant Halo enthusiast here.
Tough luck though since inventions are a rather risky business to dabble about in.

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Old Mar 28, 2007, 07:57 PM Local time: Mar 28, 2007, 06:57 PM #8 of 31
he'd kick ur ass on Xbox live~

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Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Mar 28, 2007, 08:05 PM Local time: Mar 28, 2007, 08:05 PM #9 of 31
Of all places, looks like there's giant Halo enthusiast here.
Battlefield 2142 might be a closer bet, since he made it with current military applications in mind.

This is an evolution from his Bear suit, so I have to wonder just how much range of motion it leaves him. There's a reason why we don't just cover a policeman's whole body with kevlar. =/

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Old Mar 28, 2007, 11:34 PM #10 of 31
I wouldnt mind buying a mockup, just to help the guy out financially since inventors need every penny they can get.

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Old Apr 9, 2007, 05:27 PM Local time: Apr 9, 2007, 04:27 PM #11 of 31
I do armor but this is out of my league. Nice work.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DN

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Old Apr 9, 2007, 08:18 PM Local time: Apr 9, 2007, 06:18 PM #12 of 31
haha, it's nice that he made that armour for real soldiers and not for mock reasons like "I want to be a super fighter like master chief!". The designs look pretty out there, but some of the attachments look pretty dependable. But then again, the actual useful-ness wouldn't be much. I'm pretty sure that the boys over seas are nicely taken care of with their equiptment. It's a nice idea, and maybe sometime in the future, the city bomb squads can use it.

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Old Apr 9, 2007, 09:28 PM Local time: Apr 9, 2007, 08:28 PM #13 of 31
Looks like a power ranger! =D

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Old Apr 10, 2007, 10:27 AM #14 of 31
Its something I would put on if we were playing with live rounds because paintball wouldnt be that fun.

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Old Apr 10, 2007, 01:42 PM Local time: Apr 10, 2007, 11:42 AM #15 of 31
Not to sound like a negative nancy or anything but this thing would never work. Think about it, where are most of the world's conflicts now? Almost always places that are really really hot. Try wearing that thing here in Arizona and you'll pass out from heat stroke in an instant. The suit alone weighs forty pounds, and add another 10 pounds for a rifle, and ammo and you're looking at carrying 50 pounds of weight around just because you have to. But i guess other people already figured this out, since he's out of business apparantly.

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Old Apr 10, 2007, 02:53 PM Local time: Apr 10, 2007, 09:53 PM #16 of 31
Not to sound like a negative nancy or anything but this thing would never work. Think about it, where are most of the world's conflicts now? Almost always places that are really really hot. Try wearing that thing here in Arizona and you'll pass out from heat stroke in an instant. The suit alone weighs forty pounds, and add another 10 pounds for a rifle, and ammo and you're looking at carrying 50 pounds of weight around just because you have to. But i guess other people already figured this out, since he's out of business apparantly.
Try running around in "Arizona" in full MOPPs gear... It is doable, our soldiers are trained to operate in some rather extreme conditions. My guess is that Armor probably breaths better than the carbon stuffed suits they use for MOPP (level 4).

What is more important is the ballistic characteristics of the armor. If that armor could actually protect your entire body from rifle calibur ammunition I'm sure he would have gotten contracts BUT my guess is that it doesn't work as well as he has claimed. Besides saying it survived being shot with an "Elephant Gun" doesn't mean anything. Shoot it with .50BMG ammunition, if it survives then you have something to sell to the military.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Old Apr 10, 2007, 03:02 PM Local time: Apr 10, 2007, 01:02 PM #17 of 31
Try running around in "Arizona" in full MOPPs gear... It is doable, our soldiers are trained to operate in some rather extreme conditions. My guess is that Armor probably breaths better than the carbon stuffed suits they use for MOPP (level 4).

What is more important is the ballistic characteristics of the armor. If that armor could actually protect your entire body from rifle calibur ammunition I'm sure he would have gotten contracts BUT my guess is that it doesn't work as well as he has claimed. Besides saying it survived being shot with an "Elephant Gun" doesn't mean anything. Shoot it with .50BMG ammunition, if it survives then you have something to sell to the military.
You're right it is doable, but they aren't in level 4 MOPP gear all the time. This guy basically wants troops to be in that bear suit lite all the time. And if it "breaths" better, doesn't that take the whole point of a MOPP suit out?

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Old Apr 10, 2007, 03:20 PM Local time: Apr 10, 2007, 10:20 PM #18 of 31
You're right it is doable, but they aren't in level 4 MOPP gear all the time. This guy basically wants troops to be in that bear suit lite all the time. And if it "breaths" better, doesn't that take the whole point of a MOPP suit out?
This stuff was supposed to be designed as body armor, not a full environmental suit. I do see your point but if it really did perform as well as he said I am sure they could design a MOPP system that would be compatible with this armor, however I doubt it the wearer would survive a bullet impact from an "Elephant Gun". We have body armor now that MIGHT allow you to survive after being hit with large caliber ammunition and the stuff this guys armor is sporting doesn't look like it even comes close to that level of protection.

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Old Apr 10, 2007, 04:55 PM #19 of 31
something about that thing just screams HEY I'M A FETISHIST WHO LIKES ELABORITE THINGS

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Old Apr 11, 2007, 11:09 AM Local time: Apr 11, 2007, 06:09 PM #20 of 31
something about that thing just screams HEY I'M A FETISHIST WHO LIKES ELABORITE THINGS
He has a hard on for teh "Major", you know it is true. CROTCH CLOCK says it all!

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Old Apr 11, 2007, 05:04 PM Local time: Apr 11, 2007, 05:04 PM #21 of 31
Could you imagine a few thousand soldiers running around in this armour in Afghanistan and Iraq? It would scare the crap out of me!

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Apr 11, 2007, 05:41 PM Local time: Apr 12, 2007, 12:41 AM #22 of 31
Our enemy will strap a bomb to their chest and run at us, scare tactics aren't going to be terribly effective unless you have actions to back them up.

War is about functionality not retarded scare tactics.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Old Apr 11, 2007, 06:08 PM Local time: Apr 11, 2007, 06:08 PM #23 of 31
Well, I know it would require MORE than just running around in armour, but adding weapons to an already wild armour would just add to it.

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Old Apr 11, 2007, 08:08 PM Local time: Apr 11, 2007, 06:08 PM #24 of 31
Um... maybe you're forgetting but there really isn't very much you can do to scare these guys. I mean little kids are ready to take on tanks with rocks, these people are like literally ready to strap bombs to their kids to blow up troops. I don't think a guy in a suit is really gonna shock them that much.

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Old Apr 12, 2007, 12:42 AM Local time: Apr 12, 2007, 07:42 AM #25 of 31
Um... maybe you're forgetting but there really isn't very much you can do to scare these guys. I mean little kids are ready to take on tanks with rocks, these people are like literally ready to strap bombs to their kids to blow up troops. I don't think a guy in a suit is really gonna shock them that much.
I bet if you started bombing them with pigs blood and shooting them with bullets filled with pigs fat that they'd think twice about what they are doing... That is about the only way you are going to "scare" them into submission.

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