THE OOZINATOR!

This is absolutely unbelievable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt...zinator&watch2

Super Soaker's new gun, the Oozinator, and the commercial they are running for it. I think the humor speaks for itself.

But, in case it doesn't, check out this hilarous YTMND afterwards-

http://skeetskeetchildren.ytmnd.com/

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Is this a joke. I know I am bad about detecting jokes, but seriously.

Is this actually a product. Is this a real commercial. Because that got ME hot.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Next thing on the agenda is making the pump handle vibrate.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Or getting some chicks in that commercial. That would have been golden. I mean, they already took the commercial to the next level with the lovely shots of everyone getting soaked with "ooze" in a really interesting way.

Shouldn't GIRLS get some of these and shoot each other with them?

How ya doing, buddy?

My guess is that 10 year olds aren't going to realize that what they're doing is similar to the act of ejaculating onto someone.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Good thing we exist to inform them.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Here's hoping the fake jizz is carcinogenic, it should thin the ranks of the idiots who buy this just a little. "The harder you pump, the faster your spunk!"

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Originally Posted by Eleo

My guess is that 10 year olds aren't going to realize that what they're doing is similar to the act of ejaculating onto someone.

Wow. Shit. How observant of you.

Unfortunately, the kids aren't the ones buying the $75 guns. Or in MOST cases anyways. I am pretty sure 10 year olds can't legally hold employ in this country.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I like how the first kid to get shot is black.

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Originally Posted by Xardion

I like how the first kid to get shot is black.

Well, and apparently he loves the stuff, based on how hard he's rubbing it on his chest.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I can't believe they're seriously selling something like this, and targeting it at children. That leads me to ask though, what the hell is that stuff? It's obviously water mixed with something, but what? Well, whatever it is, you know what to refill with when you run out of it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Wow. Shit. How observant of you.

Sass, quit being a bitch all of the time.

How stupid is it to read my sarcasm literally and then be sarcastic about it.

My guess is that parents won't even know what the toy does, even after they buy it. Any parent who spends $75 on a squirt gun probably spends money indiscriminately, therefore this toy is at best an e-joke because neither the parents or kids give a shit that the gun is shooting pseudo-cum.

My observation roughly translates into "who the fuck cares".

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Is this a joke. I know I am bad about detecting jokes, but seriously.

Is this actually a product. Is this a real commercial. Because that got ME hot.

It's real:

http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?pa...oduct_id=17359

Well, you know the original Super Soaker has that pumping action as well....

I guess as you get older, you move on to....thicker....substances....

I was speaking idiomatically.

Man, this one's really making the rounds. I couldn't go five minutes yesterday without getting attacked with this link.

So, you think anybody in Hasbro's R&D or marketing department is going to get a pink slip over this one? I for one will be amazed if they don't pull this product, given the implications. I mean, you even have to pump it really hard first.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Monkey King

I mean, you even have to pump it really hard first.

Yeah, at the end of the commercial it even says "Major pumping required". C'mon, who are they trying to kid? We all know that this was designed by a chronic masturbater.

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Originally Posted by Leknaat

It's real:

http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?pa...oduct_id=17359

Well, you know the original Super Soaker has that pumping action as well....

I guess as you get older, you move on to....thicker....substances....

Oh come on! You know just as well as anyone that super soaker was merely in it's early stages of development. Only now, 2006, has the super soaker matured!

/teardrop..... He's all grown up!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Good lord, that thing is a monster. I'm surprised children can lift these things today. Must be the steroids.

This one certainly takes the cake for misguided intentions. I hope the ooze is washable.

Super Soakers are getting too complex these days. Whatever happened to simple joys like the "100" models?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No kidding, I loved my S50 as a "sidearm" and 100 as my main powerhouse. Then came the 200. Damn that thing was beautiful. But what the fuck is this shit semen?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I wish they remade the Super Soaker 2000. That thing was the JUGGERNAUT. Look at what the venerable super soakers have degenerated into... Stupid super soaker ejaculator!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Dullenplain

Whatever happened to simple joys like the "100" models?

Whatever happened to regular-ass water guns? You know, the ones that required no pumping, and didn't hold that much water? They were cheap and plastic, and had a trigger that hurt your hand. Good times.

Spoiler:

I was too poor to own a Super Soaker

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII

Whatever happened to regular-ass water guns? You know, the ones that required no pumping, and didn't hold that much water? They were cheap and plastic, and had a trigger that hurt your hand. Good times.

Spoiler:

I was too poor to own a Super Soaker

Make your own.

Take one empty 2-Liter bottle, fill with water, nail a hole in the lid, screw lid on, then squeeze bottle. Hilarity ensues.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Leknaat

Make your own.

Take one empty 2-Liter bottle, fill with water, nail a hole in the lid, screw lid on, then squeeze bottle. Hilarity ensues.

Damn, I was poor, but not that poor. That's too ghetto even for me.

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Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII

Damn, I was poor, but not that poor. That's too ghetto even for me.

Yeah--but it's great for those times when you need one quickly.....

Not that I would know or anything.....

*wonders what to put in home-made oozinator*

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Everything's got to have sexual innuendo now. They call that thing on baby bottles nipples.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yeah. And what about those "chicken breasts", lol.

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